Space-Aged Stupidity/Characters/majortom

Major Tom, born 1934, once was a humble astronaut, with a wife that he loved very much (she knew btw). Do you understand that this is all one big David Bowie reference? Because it totally is. Anyways if you've listened to the song and you have Major Tom craps the bed and his tin can floats off into space, causing the mission to be a disaster for the ages. It can be assumed Major Tom died of starvation.

UNLESS

You factor in all of the God floating around in space. There's a lot of it there, I swear. Major Tom's tin can just happened to float in a very thick patch of God. He went in man. He came out as an omnipotent shining white man-like figure. So, uhh, think Dr. Manhattan. You've read Watchmen, right? No? What is your problem good Major Tom

Major Tom is smart and stuff. That's a given. He's so smart he's even above the petty disagreements and battles that plague the others, which is a good thing, because he'd kick royal ass if he wanted to fully use his powers. Lucky for us!!!!