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Space-Aged Stupidity/Characters/Ryan-X
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Ryan cryogenically froze himself with a bag of Tostios he was eating once Bluefox Productions went out of buisness in 2050. About 7000 years later he awoke onboard the LeviathanX. The Tostitos, with their chippy and salty structure, had caused Ryan's brain to numb, elminating his once wild personality. As Ryan awoke 7000 years later he stumbled upon one of Chaos' deadly inventions, completely dismembering him. Luckily, his head and arms weren't shredded to bits and one of the crewmates was able to save Ryan's life with biotechnology and robotic parts. Now with Ryan's new RoboX Armor (hence his new name) he can survive, and with the biotechnology he can survive without it.