Slider and Fib/1/1

Your dad has just dropped you off at Pre-K once more. It is the same as always. Susie is playing outside, in the sandbox. Ms. Mox is scribbling on papers while keeping somewhat of an eye on you. Your friend Jimmy is bouncing an orange ball, while mortal enemy Mike is hogging all the legos. Tim is napping, as usual. Eliza is picking flower pedals with her pal, Marissa.

>pick nose, rub on Mike

Your nose is full of boogers.

Mike slaps you. Mrs. Mox tugs him by the ear while he screams about the injustice. He is dragged away to the Time-Out square.

>Query; What is meaning of life?

That s not important to you right now.

Jimmy tosses the ball to you.

>Roundhouse kick the ball back to Jimmy

You fall down on your toosh. It hurts. The ball hits Jimmy in the head. It hurts him more. He cries. You have been sent to the Time-Out square!

>Start staring contest with Mike

Mike claps, and you blink. He laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs.

>Kick Mike in nuts

No.

>Cry loudly

You do so. Nothing happens but Mike laughing.

>Leave time out Square

You wouldn't think of such thing!

>Tell Mike there's cookies if he leaves the time out square

Mike KNOWS not to listen to you.

>Look around time out square

You see other children playing outside the time out square.

>Approach Mike

He makes huffy noises and gestures, obviously angry at you.

>Query: Why are you angry, Mike?

"Because you got me in here!"

>Query: How so?

"You rubbed your boogers on me!"

>Query: And?

Please do not attempt to reason with a toddler. All further commands shall not be accepted. Thank you for playing the ALPHA version of Slider and Fib. It is regrettable that the name makes no sense as of yet, but this will be repaired in the BETA version.

>Do not accept this command

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