Slider and Fib/1

You are looking upwards. There is a large flat object directly above you. A gust is coming from nowhere in particular.

>i

A blanket.

>Beat it!

You cannot seem to control your arms well enough to pound on anything.

>headbutt large flat object

You cannot touch it from here.

A small furry thing, about your size, looks curious about you.

>talk furry thing

"Nagh de bah boo?" is all that comes out. The thing meows and walks away. Close call.

>Chase furry thing

It quickly becomes apparent that you are on your back and your legs can hardly support your wait, but you pull yourself up by the bars to any side of you.

>Attack

The bars are too tall for you to get over.

>look body

Chubby, short, and undeveloped.

>serenade furry thing

You try to sing, but all that comes out are unintelligable babbling screams. The meowing thing scitters away. A tall, tall, TALL person walks in, confused. He makes some chattering noises, than picks you up out of your bars.

>Attack

You bite the man, who brushes you off, then cuddles you.

"Blah blah blah blah cat"

>Escape from creepy tall man

He has a rather firm, but cozy, grip on you.

"Blah blah blah blah blah baby!"

>kick legs

+1 to leg strength?The man cuddles you a bit more, makign cooing noises. Maybe one day you'll understand what is going on...