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Slas Emails/thumb head
SLAS: Email is for only those compotent.
Subject: Hidear slas why does your head look like a thumb - xoxoxoxo chwoka
SLAS: Great. Another "Durr-hurr i lolz txtspk LOLOLOLOLOL". Aggh. So stupid. Well, Willy Chwoka and the Common Teenager Factory, I have NO IDEA why it's shaped this way. Though I have a pretty good theory.
{Cut to a chalkboard with a side view of Slas's head. Above it reads "Head Theory".}}
SLAS: I believe I have many brain parts, so many it shapes my head this way. There's the "End Humanity" section,
{A quarter of his brain is now labeled "End Humanity".}}
SLAS: The "Cheat Code" section,
{Another quarter appears that says "Cheat Codes".}
SLAS: The "Anwser Pointless Emails" section,
{The other half is labeled "Pointless Emails".}
SLAS: And the "Jake's Conversations with Me" section.
{Another section is drawn in badly by Slas, saying "Crap". Goes back to desk.}
SLAS: So there you have it, Chwoclate. It's most likely due to my brain being UTTERLY UNHELPFUL IN CATAGORIZING MY SECTIONS. The Paper, if you please.
{A "Chuck Chuck" is heard, followed by the Paper coming down.}
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