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Slas Emails/Talk
dear slas why does your head look like a thumb - xoxoxoxo chwoka
Subject: Congrats!Congradulations, SLAS_EMAILS.EXE!
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Subject: Where my moneyDear slas,
You still owe me 20 and some pepper jack cheese from our super bowl bet.
How do you plan to go about paying your debt?
Yours Eyelessly,
Sombaf (p.s. Why do i suck?)
subj: we are all seekers of the truth IT'S TIME TO TESTIFY I WANT TO KNOW ARE YOU READY TO TESTIFY ARE YOU READY TO TESTIFY ARE YOU READY ARE YOU READY BROTHERS AND SISTERS I WANT TO SEE YOU SEE YOUR HANDS UP THERE I WANT EVERYBODY TO KICK UP SOME NOISE I WANNA HEAR SOME REAL SHIT OUT THERE Y'ALL I WANT TO HEAR THE ONSET OF REVOLUTION