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SLAS: Holy shitload of EMAIIIIILLLLLLLLSSS!

SLAS: Ok, first off, JAKE owes you.

{Zooms out to show Jake leaning into the camera's view}

JAKE: No, I just watched the commercials all day and said nothing, liar.

SLAS: {angry} ALRIGHT, FINE. Ok, Sombrerobarf, I guess I'll... {says while thinking} make people pay... for me... to check their emails. {Stops sounding like he's thinking hard} 5 BUCKS PUNK! THAT is why you suck! But... then I'd owe you $25. Damn, I guess I need to call Chwoko Puffs and 797 to pay me. Yep, slowly working my way up. Maybe I'll get a job too. I guess I have no choice.

{Cut to Slas bagging at a grocery store called "Greens for Green". He has a long line. A woman is at the front.}

SLAS: {deadpan} Paper or plastic, mam?

{Cut back to the desk. A "Chuck Chuck" is heard, followed by the Paper coming down.}


 
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{After three seconds, Jake is shown sleeping while "Jeporady" is on.}"

HOST: Name the continent that is all ice.

JAKE: {suddenly popping up} CUTE DARTH VADER KID!

{Cut back to the desk.}