Slas Emails/subject change

SLAS: If I had a life, I wouldn't be anwsering this.

Subject: we are all seekers of the truth

IT'S TIME TO TESTIFY I WANT TO KNOW
ARE YOU READY TO TESTIFY
ARE YOU READY TO TESTIFY
ARE YOU READY
ARE YOU READY
BROTHERS AND SISTERS
I WANT TO SEE YOU SEE YOUR HANDS UP THERE
I WANT EVERYBODY TO KICK UP SOME NOISE
I WANNA HEAR SOME REAL SHIT OUT THERE Y'ALL
I WANT TO HEAR THE ONSET OF REVOLUTION

{silent for 4 seconds except for the wind}

SLAS: I guess... SUBJECT CHANGE!

CHANGED!

SLAS: {Suddenly starts the ending for the fake email.} ...And so, Fail Dale, that's how my taco got electrocuted.

{A "Chuck Chuck" is heard, followed by the Paper coming down.}

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