RiffText/TheBluebryShow/7

bluebry is taking the metro again

NOXIGAR: Cool.

he is drinking

its okay the cops do not care

NOXIGAR: Just because they don't know doesn't mean they don't care.

COP: if you are white i will let it slide

NOXIGAR: YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU

NOXIGAR: Nah, this writer just needs to take LESSONS in WRITING WELL so THIS SHIT IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE AS A JOKE

NOXIGAR: On no comedy show whatsoever is this considered funny.

all of a sudden a fat woman enters the train with fake cat ears and a fake cat tail. she is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. you dont think shes from here because most people dress fashionably

Suddenly the usage of 2nd person makes the writer look completely arrogant and commanding. Not like Noxigar could detect that as a joke, right? RIGHT?

{bluebry is thinking that he hates this person}

NOXIGAR: Probably due to a few prejudices

she bumps into him

WEIRD ASS CAT LADY: meow, sorry

BLUEBRY'S THOUGHTS: oh godddddddddddddddddddd

NOXIGAR: Wait, Bluebry's thoughts can have dialogue? How priveleged

there is a homeless man sniffing paint but bluebry cannot stand this woman

she begins to lick her hand

BLUEBRY: excuse me

BLUEBRY: excuse me mam

NOXIGAR: ma'am or madam.

that is disgusting

she hisses at him

SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME

SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME

SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME

SHE F**KING HISSED AT ME

NOXIGAR: ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW

bluebry gets off

{Noxigar vomits}

and waits for the next one

there is a difference between having a fetish and being weird

NOXIGAR: What is said difference, might I ask so politely?