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BLUEBRY: Time to go book shopping at my favorite national chain

{Bluebry enters the national chain. He shivers at the depressing scent of capitalistic materialism.}

NOXIGAR: "Suddenly, Bluebry has it in his right mind to leave the store, since such a scent must be foul."

BLUEBRY: Capitalism is just a synonym for greed.

All of a sudden Bluebry's boring liberal whines are overwhelmed by the power of three young teenagers voices on the other side of the store

BLUEBRY: ****** kids

NOXIGAR: "Suddenly, Super Sam points a gun at Bluebry's head while he writes this."

{Bluebry goes over to the computer to enter in the title of his book}

STORE CLERK: Can I help you find something?

BLUEBRY: No this computer will replace you in a few years anyway.

NOXIGAR: He said, assuming the store clerk wasn't needed in other parts of the store.

The location of his beloved pretentious fiction book suddenly pops up on the screen and Bluebry writhes at the fact that it's in the exact location of the three young teenagers who just won't shut up

BLUEBRY: ******* KIDS

NOXIGAR: The kids cannot hear Bluebry because these are his inner thoughts

{Bluebry drags himself over to the other side of the store as he's assaulted further and further by their screeching voices}

BLUEBRY: ...no, no, no

Bluebry has just seen the "anime" sign

NOXIGAR: ANIME

Quickly he identifies the ringleader: he's naturally the oldest (14) and therefore the wisest, not to mention the fedora.

NOXIGAR: Wait, so a 14-year-old male is also a particular type of hat? That means I used to be a hat!
NOXIGAR: Or Bluebry is trying a thinly-veiled attempt to mock Im a bell in a not-subtle manner.

The one with the fedora is always the most important

NOXIGAR: When talking about mafiosos, but-

BLUEBRY: oh god oh god i do not care about which mangas

NOXIGAR: magnas
NOXIGAR: Yes, this is a personal preference of spelling I'm arguing here.

are the best why can't they just be quiet in the bookstore

They continue to yell loudly as other pretentious white people judge them silently

BLUEBRY: oh god {grabs books} oh god now i just have to pay and get out

NOXIGAR: Wise move. I'm glad the episode's almost over.

i have tangled with anime kids

NOXIGAR: "OH DEAR GOD DEALING WITH SMALL OTAKUS IS SUCH A PAIN WHY CAN'T ANIME NOT EXIST LET ME TELL YOU MORE WHY I HATE ANIME WITH A FIERY PASSION"