RiffText/TheBluebryShow/2

Transcript

{Bluebry walks up to the counter}

NOXIGAR: The counter at what place?

BLUEBRY: Hello, I have an appointment with Dr. Woods.

NOXIGAR: "For no specific medical field. I just need to see him!"

CLERK: Alright, and your name?

{Bluebry looks around to see only one other person in the waiting room.}

BLUEBRY: I think I'm the only person on the list.

CLERK: We still need you to clarify your name for security purposes.

BLUEBRY: {sighs} Blu-

CLERK: Bluebry?

NOXIGAR: Lucky guess

BLUEBRY: Yes.

CLERK: The doctor will see you shortly.

{Suddenly, Soulja Boy comes out and starts doing the Soulja Boy dance. The Clerk and Bluebry join in the dance.}

SOULJA BOY TELL EM: WATCH ME CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY THEN SUPERMAN THAT HO

CLERK: Sir?

SOULJA BOY TELL EM: WATCH ME CRANK DAT ROBOCOP

CLERK: Sir?

SOULJA BOY TELL EM: I LEAN TO THE LEFT AND CRANK DAT THANG

CLERK: Mr. Bluebry?

NOXIGAR: "Save me from this shit-ass song?"

{Suddenly Bluebry wakes up to see that nothing exciting has happened at all and that he is still stuck in the waiting room}

CLERK: The doctor will see you now.

{Bluebry walks into the patient room.}

DOCTOR: Hello, how are you today?

BLUEBRY: Not good, I have a sore throat and I'm afraid it's strep.

NOXIGAR: So the doctor's profession is medicine. Specifically, symptom analysis and antibiotic recommendations therefrom.

DOCTOR: Well, let's see. {puts on latex gloves} Open your mouth please?

{Bluebry opens his mouth}

DOCTOR: A little more.

{Bluebry opens his mouth a little more}

DOCTOR: No, everything looks fine. If I was worried I would take a swab, but you're good.

NOXIGAR: Here comes the anticlimax, I guess.

BLUEBRY: Alright, thank you anyway.

DOCTOR: Please see the nurse outside for billing.

The End

NOXIGAR: How come the episodes are so short and lacking in detail? Makes this stuff really tedious to read, let alone riff.