RiffText/SkullyBVersusTheWorld

Hello all I am a COUNTERCULTURE REBEL

NOXIGAR: Replace COUNTERCULTURE REBEL with PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER and unfortunately I will still find this work to be unironic.

with opinions that differ from the norm

NOXIGAR: Guess what? I'm also a pompous contrarian! There is a perfectly good reason why flaunting this aspect of my personality leads to shit

but that's okay because man TWILIGHT AND WEED ARE SO BAD!!!!!!!!

NOXIGAR: I hate to break it to you, but those are not opinions that differ from the norm in regards to the former. In the latter? Depends on who you talk to.

My girlfriend totally agrees with me I have one.

NOXIGAR: I'd react with "No you don't," but I bet that's the joke.
NOXIGAR: Also all this space in between this line and the next don't help this be anything.

Hello my name is Skully B. and aren't I such a swell guy :hello:

NOXIGAR: Someone tag this shit with a trigger warning because sweet bro and hella DAMN I'm remembering many ancient grudges which tear at my mechanical heart.
NOXIGAR: :goodbye: