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MR. CLOUD: I can't believe I clicked that link.

SSXMail 4. Robot
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SUPER SONIC X: {playing Tetris DS} Oh, man, Crüsäder, you're dead this time!

{Cut to Crüsäder's room. He is also playing Tetris DS.}

CRüSäDER: Oh, man, SSX, you're mine! {the winning music plays} Yes! {he holds up the DS in achievement}

{Cut back to SSX. The losing music plays.}

SUPER SONIC X: (This swear was the main reason this intro was scrapped.) Friggin' Crüsäder...

LIGHTNING GUY: lol swear

{closes DS} Maybe some email will get this off my mind.

a>open file_ssxmail.exe█

Dear SSX,
Why are you a robot?
I have a robot for a head,
but seriously.

LIGHTNING GUY: I looked harder this time and I still couldn't find the joke. Please help me.

Bye,
20XGlitch

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MR. CLOUD: It actually wasn't that bad.
MR. CLOUD: Just kidding. It was awful. I'm going to put my head in the garbage disposal now. See you later, I guess.