RiffText/SSXMails/BHZ/Hollied Days

WILL BE FORMATTED LATER

Cut to the Superbox. SSX runs in, and puts a Decemberween Tree up.

Ok, guys. I'm gonna be making a few changes. First...

a>run_green_background.exe a>run_red_text.exe a>run_countdown.exe

The paper comes down, reading this:

Quote Countdown 'till some Day: 19 days

Ok, here's how it's gonna go. Every email, I'll add 5 ornaments to this tree.

LIGHTNING GUY: That's gonna be a pretty sad tree.

The paper'll tell you guys how many days are left until Decemberween. Ok, email-time!

a>ssxmail.exe "Rudolph the red nosed email, liked to play with scroll buttons..."

MR. CLOUD: {singing} Well, that's what he told his parents, but there really was masturbation.

a>Yo yo yo, Super Bender X! I bet you $5 that you can't throw a toaster into the freeway and have it not land on a car. From, Uncle Fisty.

Oh, yeah? We'll see about that!

As SSX walks out, he puts 5 ornaments on the tree, and grabs a toaster. Outside, the street is covered with snow.

Ok, so how hard can it be to have a toaster tossed in to a stree-FREEWAY

LIGHTNING GUY: This guy takes his pavement seriously.

and have it not land on any cars?

SSX chucks a toaster into the street. Out of nowhere, a car drives up, and slams into the car.

MR. CLOUD: The car slammed into itself? I'm having trouble imagining this.

the toster breaks the window,

LIGHTNING GUY: But what happened to the toaster?

revealing Kevin Grumbles. Grumbles drives away, with the free toaster.

I'LL GET YOU KEVEN *grumble*!!

Ok, so you win. But you're not getting any sort of prize!

MR. CLOUD: That's great, because he asked for five dollars!
LIGHTNING GUY: Great job, by the way, supporting your uncle's gambling addiction.

The paper comes down.

Countdown to Some Day: 19 Days