RiffText/RTOD/Kirbychu emails.pie/kirbychuhr'd.egg

Summary

Kirbychu rips off

LIGHTNING GUY: Everything.

samtheman.egg, Sam the Man wasn't happy with it.

Cast (in order of appearance): Kirbychu, Sam the Man, Robo-Sam, Strong Bad, Zoo977, Homestar (easter egg), Robo-Sam Head (easter egg).

Places: Kirbychu's Computer Room, Sam the Man's House, Strong Bad's House, Kirbychu's house, a cliff, Kirbychu's living room, Kirbychu's lab (easter egg).

Date: March 18, 2008

Transcript

{Cut to Kirbychu's Computer Room. The lights are off and the computer is dusty. The DS is charging next to the computer. Kirbychu then walks in, turns on the lights, dusts off his laptop, and unplugs The DS.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {opens Outlook Express} It's been a while, hasn't it.

LIGHTNING GUY: Best while of my life?

Dear Kirbychu,
Why don't you rip-off samtheman.egg, that needs to be embarrassed bad.

LIGHTNING GUY: It's already succeeded at embarrassing itself, many times over.

Not Sam The Man

KIRBYCHU HR'D: That's an interesting idea Not Sam, why don't you use proper grammar?

LIGHTNING GUY: what but you why how huh this it

NOXIGAR: Remind me how this is supposed to be funny?

{clears screen} Well, it's a good idea, but I should tell Sam first. {walks off}

{Cut to Sam the Man's house. Kirbychu walks up and knocks on the door. Sam the Man walks out.}

SAM THE MAN: Oh, hello Kirbychu! What do you want?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Just thought I'd tell you I'm gonna rip off your e-mail show.

LIGHTNING GUY: Nothing serious, though.

And I need your computer.

LIGHTNING GUY: So he could sell it for scrap.

{He walks in the house. A rumbling is heard. He then walks back out carrying Sam's computer.} THANKS!!

LIGHTNING GUY: He is the master of courtesy.

SAM THE MAN: HEY, GIVE THAT BACK!!! {He runs after Kirbychu, only to have a cage fall on top of him.} DANGIT!

{Cut back to Kirbychu's computer room. Kirbychu knocks his laptop off the desk and puts up Sam's computer.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Now to turn on the Sambot!

LIGHTNING GUY: Who are you talking to?

NOXIGAR: A presumed audience.

{Kirbychu walks off. A robot Sam the Man walks and sits down.}

ROBO-SAM: Tine to check my emily. {softly} It's e-mail. {regular} Oh, e-mail. {Brings up e-mail option, it says "0 NEW MESSAGES}

LIGHTNING GUY: What a shocker.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh, I forgot that part. I'll just get Strong Bad to send one.

{Cut to Sam The Man running over to Strong Bad's House}

LIGHTNING GUY: The fact that he was just trapped in a cage is of no concern to the writer.

SAM THE MAN: I've got a plan.

{Rings doorbell.

LIGHTNING GUY: Nice doorbell, Ring.

NOXIGAR: Honestly, script format's generally just a crapshoot.

Strong Bad comes out}

SAM THE MAN: Strong Bad! I need your help!

STRONG BAD: Okay. I'll listen while putting on these glasses that make my eyes look awake.

LIGHTNING GUY: Why didn't I try that?

SAM THE MAN: No, listen. There will be Cold Ones involved.

{Strong Bad raises eyebrows}

LIGHTNING GUY: The man loves his cold ones.

STRONG BAD: I'm listening.

SAM THE MAN: Okay, here it is. Qe

LIGHTNING GUY: Que?

NOXIGAR: Times like this make me wish I could actually input an upside down question mark. I've tried doing the hotkeys for it, but on my current computer it's "no can do" regarding them.

send an email to Kirbychu about-

{Cuts back to Sambot outside Kirbychu's house, zoo is there, paying the flute.}

LIGHTNING GUY: "So, here's your labor expenses, legal expenses, and laughter expenses," said the flute.

ZOO977: Sam, why are you all... square?

ROBO-SAM: {robot voice} What are you talking about? I'm your average Sam The Man. Yes, yes. That is me.

LIGHTNING GUY: The sad thing is he sounds like all the other characters

NAMINE: People write as they talk, don't they?

NOXIGAR: It's been a chief concern for myself.
NAMINE: You've been able to distinguish one character from another, though.

NOXIGAR: It's easier to do than one would think.

in this show.

ZOO977: {with a strange look} I've played my flute too long. {leaves}

ROBO-SAM: Well, I should check my e-mails again. {walks off}

{Cut back to Kirbychu's computer room. Robo Sam walks in and sits down.}

ROBO-SAM: Email, email, whatever. {brings up an e-mail}

LIGHTNING GUY: I love your enthusiasm.

JUMP!!!

Dear Scam the Man,
I think you should jump off a bridge.
Hoping you explode, er... don't die,

LIGHTNING GUY: Then explode.

Strong Bad

ROBO SAM: Well, if you want me to, I guess I will.

{Cuts to a cliff, a bride is in the background}

ROBO SAM: Here I go. Say goodbye to my-my robo wife.

LIGHTNING GUY: And tell her I hate her, too.

NOXIGAR: I can't quite tell if it's natural for people to assume that hatred of whom they're married to is an actual thing, or if it's a tell for domestic issues going unnoticed.

{Jumps off the cliff. You can hear an explosion. Strong Bad and Sam The Man come out of hiding.}

BOTH: WOO-HOO!

LIGHTNING GUY: These are the kind of guys you see burning ants with magnifying glasses.

NOXIGAR: Except they aren't.

{Both high-five each other. Cuts to Kirbychu sitting down in a chair in his living room. Sam The Man stands in front of him}

SAM THE MAN: You know now that was wrong.

LIGHTNING GUY: Kirbychu knows nothing.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Yes.

SAM THE MAN: Good, were still friends.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Yes!

LIGHTNING GUY: Good always were meant to be together.

SAM THE MAN: PAR-TAY!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Before we party I need to make it up to you, you can be a main character in my e-mail show!

LIGHTNING GUY: How does that make anything up to anyone?

SAM THE MAN: YAY!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Now I just need to do one thing. {runs off}

SAM THE MAN: Wha...

LIGHTNING GUY: Finish your words or you get no dessert!

{The DS comes down reading "Kirbychu is busy building... something I can't talk about in front of Sam. Click Here to e-mail him.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "building" to see what Kirbychu is working on.

{Cut to Kirbychu in his lab. There is a blueprint labeled "SamBot 2.0"}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Lets see, I could add laser eyes and maybe... {Sam the Man walks up.}

SAM THE MAN: Kirbychu!

LIGHTNING GUY: How long have you been {turns away} cheating on me?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: BYE! {runs off}

SAM THE MAN: {picks up the blueprints} Hmm... not a that bad of an idea, actually.

{The DS comes back down reading "Okay, I told him. So sue me, or click here to e-mail Kirbychu"}

LIGHTNING GUY: If those are my only two options...

• Wait a while after the first easter egg to see another scene.

{Homestar walks in carrying a control pad and Sam-Bot's head.}

HOMESTAR AND SAMBOT HEAD: {at the same time} Hey Sam, have you seen Kirbychu? He gave me this remote to control Sambo

LIGHTNING GUY: I am offended.

with. I also found the Sambo's head.

LIGHTNING GUY: I am also a hypocrite.

Trivia

• This is the first time Kirbychu's talent in science has been shown, other than re-building The DS.

LIGHTNING GUY: So, it's not the first time?

NOXIGAR: And it won't be the last, I don't think.

• This reveals that Zoo can play the flute.