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KickCheat E-mails #9½

Coming soon from Kicky productions.

LIGHTNING GUY: That company name is homo (no homo).

Cast: (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Strong Bad

Places: The Field

Lines: 14

Script

{Cut to a black screen}

KICKCHEAT: {Narrating} A not so long time ago. The citizens of FCUSA are in trouble.

LIGHTNING GUY: They're being controlled by a 6-year-old maniac.

NOXIGAR: I didn't think the author was 6. I remember we had an 11 year old when the WUW first formed, though.

{Cut to Strong Bad's face close up}

STRONG BAD: This is not good.

LIGHTNING GUY: Hey look, a new catchphrase.

{Camera zooms out to show that the field has dead bushes and dark clouds}

KICKCHEAT: {Narrating} Coming soon from Kicky Productions

STRONG BAD: Some evil has rised.

LIGHTNING GUY: KickCheat's writing.

KICKCHEAT: {Narrating} Can five friends save FCUSA in.

LIGHTNING GUY: This Punctuation Is Messed Up!

{Cut to a black screen}

KICKCHEAT: {Narrating} War Of The Cartoons!

{The words "War Of The Cartoons", appear}

LIGHTNING GUY: That last title was so much more accurate.

KICKCHEAT: In theaters this summer.

{The screen fades out}

STRONG BAD: I don't think this trailer is telling the truth anyway.

LIGHTNING GUY: "And did you hear what it said about the reviews?

NOXIGAR: It said nothing about reviews.

Please!"