RiffText/RTOD/KickCheat E-mails/email

E-mail KickCheat here.

HOMESTAR: I'm pwetty suwe his show's cancelled. Fow, like, evew.

E-mail Him

Dear KickCheat,

What would happen if The Cheat kicked you?

Kick the Cheat Doll,
I know what you did last summer.

subject: your cards

Dear KickCheat,

If you made trading cards, what would they be like?

Sincerely sincerely,
Strong Rad

subject: y=mx+b

Dear KickCheat,

Want to come to a party at my place? If so, it's this Saturday.
There will be lots of food, and many people!
Sincerely,
Kirbychu HR'D

subject: I know...

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.