RiffText/RTOD/KickCheat E-mails/answered

NAMINE: Seems like this is just here out of posterity.
HOMESTAR: I think it's best we just move along, then. Seems Lightning Guy did.

Answered E-mails

subject: Electromaniacs

Dear KickCheat,

"We" at Electromaniacs are in need of a new game.
And "we" thought that ou could join "us" for a
payment of $0,00/month.
Would you want to join "us" and help making the most
awesomingly games ever?

Waiting for an answer,
Eric, Electromaniacs CEO, Programmer, Graphics
Designer and Playtester.

Dear Kikchittosan,
There are way too many Japanese cartoons. So,
what would you look like in a European
cartoon (i. e. Maus) and what would it be about?

From Jemissu-F

 So, KickCheat,
Did you ever take your shirt off? I want to see what happens!

The 386

kickwheat,
Are you a Hulkamaniac? I can't get enough of the Huilkster!! When it comes
crashing down and it hurts inside, brother! My question is, WHATCHA
GONNA DO, brother, when those 20-inch pythons and Hulkamania run wild
on YOU?

Hulkamaniac

P. S.: BROTHER!!!!

Dear Kickcheat,
This is an important message from the people of 2072.
THE WORLD IS ENDING! Time travel to 2072. Be sure to go in the back of a pickup truck with me,
Stephen Colbert, Jason and a guy named Ray Magini. All three of us are normal humans. HELP US!
-Stephen Leo Colbert

subject: SO LONG...

Dear KickCheat,

It's been nearly 3 years since your last e-mail! What have
you been doing all this time?

Sincerely
Grandma Higgleston-erson