(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/NukeNoid/7
DYNOMITE: dynomite
BROOKS JAXXON: Hey nuclear noid what is wrong
NUKE: WELL YOU SEE SUPER SALLY DOESNT LOVE ME BACK
{Noxigar sarcastically gasps}
DYNOMITE: that is a shame
NUKE: oh no it is the-
FRIEND ZONE: hello all it is i
NOXIGAR: I would cheer the Friend Zone on in kicking the Noid's ass, but I just remembered several instances where I'd barely sympathize with Nuclear Noid.
CHWOKA I GUESS: oh dear
BLUEBRY: Hey guys check out this sweet urban outfitters scoop neck
NOXIGAR: Tune in next episode where it becomes mainstream and Bluebry stops wearing it.
DYNOMITE: more like bawlz
{we all laugh at the reference}
NOXIGAR: Except me, who doesn't get it.
so anyways back to the friend zone
NOXIGAR: NO, THE FRIEND ZONE IS HORRIBLE.
FZ: nuclear noid i have come for your soul
NOID: oh no i guess this is better than nothing at all
REASON: {suddenly appearing} that doesn't make any sense at all
NOXIGAR: FINALLY, REASON!
{noid missile dropkicks reason in the bawlz}
NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, REASON! YOU WERE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!
DYNOMITE: oh ho ho {explodes from so much hearty physical humour}
BROOKS: hey noid maybe doggie will cheer you up
ERIC IS A CHOOM RIGHT: that joke kinda ran it's course-
NOXIGAR: And doggie failed to amuse anyone ever, except the image's creator and maybe a closed circle of "friends".
CHWOKA: and they all lived happily ever
AFTER
NOXIGAR: Until I riffed that junk inside that trunk, and doggie gets love drunk off its own humps.