RiffText/KPSRTV/NPP and SR's Cancelled TV show

Toon Category: Shorts

NPP and SR try to create a documentary.

Characters(in order of appearance): Announcer, Homechat Gamer, SR, NPP

Places: Studio

Page Title: The Stars Not Near the Moon!

Transcript

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to NPP and SR's Star Documentary show, The Stars Not Near the Moon!

HOMECHAT GAMER: Space. It's really big and somewhat naucious. Only two people can explain the stars on that planet.

SR: Okay, that's enough, Homechat.

NPP: Yes, before I have a seizure.

SR: There are many stars not near the moon. Take this one for example. {points to Orion}

NPP: Or this one. {points to Jonny Depp}

SR: ...Or not...

NPP: Even this. {points to the luma Peach held in the start of SMG}

SR: Or even this. {walks over and points to Gutsman's ... well, you know}

ANNOUNCER: Your show is cancelled.

{A DENIED shirt appears on SR and another appears on NPP.}

NPP: And this guy will never be one. {points to announcer}

SR: He looks like a fruit. He'll have to be the PRODUCE-er!

{Audience boos.}

ANNOUNCER: I don't care, underlings. I got your jobs.