RiffText/KPSRTV/Everybody knows him

Toon Category: Puppet Stuff

NPP sings about Super Sam's abilities.

Characters (in order of appearance): NPP, Racer, Homestar, The Exact Same, Moonlight, SR

Places The Palm Tree

Page Title: Everybody knows Super Sam.

Transcript

{Shows title screen, then cuts to NPP and Racer}

RACER: {The Cheat noises}

NPP: Is that so?

RACER: {The Cheat noises}

NPP: And he goes on the computer more than twice a day?

RACER: {The Cheat noises}

NPP: I got it. Mash play on that jambox.

{Racer leaves.}

{Music starts to play; cut to Racer holding an inflatable boom box, then to Racer's hand playing keyboard, and then to NPP.}

NPP: Everybody knows him.

{Cut to Racer's hand playing keyboard, then to NPP.}

NPP: Everybody knows him.

{Racer dances with NPP, then NPP is alone again.}

NPP: Everybody knows him, he's truely super.

{Racer dances with NPP, then NPP is alone again.}

NPP: Oh, Super Sam.

{Racer dances with NPP, then NPP is alone again.}

NPP: You gotta mod the best you can.

{Cut to Racer playing the keyboard, then to Racer.}

NPP: And block someone twice a day.

{Cut to Racer playing the keyboard, then to NPP spinning his arm, and then to NPP wearing dark sunglasses and holding a candy cane.}

NPP: Don't ask me how he's super.

{Cut to him dancing around, then to Homestar and NPP wearing dark sunglasses and holding a candy cane.}

NPP: Because he told me he forgot.

{Cut to The Exact Same, Racer, and Moonlight, then to Racer's hand playing keyboard; Racer dances with NPP, then they stop dancing.}

NPP: Thanks SR! That was great!

SR: {pops up from somewhere} It's already at Hollywood!

NPP: So I guess we're done singing about "The King"?

RACER: {affirmative The Cheat noises}

NPP: Ok. That's a wrap!

{tape stops.}