RiffText/Green Grass and High Tides Forever!/Battron

Everything inorganic is dead, it's

BROWN DIRT AND DRY TIDES FOREVER

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{Open: An apocalyptic wasteland. Further observation reveals the wasteland to be the remnants of YTPLand, now completely destroyed, as if by centuries of decay. In the middle of the wasteland is Chaos, partially buried in the ground. His eyes starts blinking slowly, before properly waking up.}

CHAOS: What the Gehel? I'm almost 100% certain that there was more here.

{Sephiroth pokes his head out from the dirt.}

SEPHIROTH: Finally, you've woken up. I've been awake for the last few centuries underground.. I've gone through the insanity cycle about 785 times now.. I even managed make a few friends with some of my other personalities. Hmm.. I keep losing at Tic-Tac Toe though... Wait, what was I talking about again?

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, sweet. It ended before Kano and Iori woke up.