RiffText/Demon Hunters/SafeHouse

The SafeHouse is the base of operations for Demon Hunters Incorporated, hidden underneath the house. It includes the following features:

• The Lab, where the group performs experiments
• The Library, with books on over 70000 subjects, from Hellian language, to mechanics

  LEX: How diverse. I wonder if they have any books on basket weaving?

• The Vault, a storage area which contains weaponry, artifacts, and armor.
• The Garage, where the group stores their vehicles. Currently houses Raiku's Shelby GT500, Raggon's Truck, and Raggonix's Motorcycle.
• The Demon Alert Computer (DAC, pronounced DASH), where the guys check the planet

  LEX: and girls locker rooms

  for demon sightings and communicate with other worlds.
• The SafeHouse Defense System (SHDS, pronounced SHOOSH

  LEX: I can't think of anything bad about that pronunciation. SHOOSH. SHOOSH. Rolls off the tongue, actually.

  ), a high power minigun turret with rocket launchers, laser pulsars, and flamethrowers.
• The Memory Chamber, a trophy room full with momentos of the team's adventures, including a chupacabra tooth, the Wand of Jeremiah,

  LEX: Who the hell is this Jeremiah he keeps talking about, anyway?

  and the key to The Center of the Universe.

  LEX: SURE IS MARY SUE IN HERE.

• The Spot, a hangout area with a flat screen tv, kitchen, and stereo.
• The Healing Center, a small room for healing wounds.
• The Virtual Reality Simulator (VRS, pronounced VERSH), a training area with virtual reality projectors, for realistic battle training.
• The Chamber, a room which only Raiku knows about, this room contains the Crown of Oblivion, an object which grants the wearer control over the universe.

  LEX: Okay, seriously? Control over the universe? CONTROL OVER THE UNIVERSE? FOR FUCKS SAKE RAIKU, HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU WRITE STUFF LIKE THAT? WHY THE HELL WOULD HE WASTE HIS TIME HUNTING DOWN A BUNCH OF PRISSY LITTLE WANKERS IF HE COULD JUST USE THE CROWN OF OBLIVION TO DESTROY THEM ALL? WHY THE HELL WOULD HE SOMEHOW HAVE CONTROL OVER THE UNIVERSE IN THE FIRST PLACE? BETTER QUESTION, WHY DOESN'T HE USE IT? NO, WHY DOES HE EVEN HAVE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? ARE WE JUST SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT HE FOUND IT SOMEWHERE? HE FOUND THE SECRET TO ULTIMATE POWER JUST LYING SOMEWHERE? WHAT THE HELL, RAIKU. WHAT. THE HELL.