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This starts at a Green Day concert's parking lot. The goal is Backstage

LIGHTNING GUY: What the heck is Green Day? Is that some kind of an environmental thingy? And why would they have a concert? So they can sing about the beauty of plants?

BOSS:Draugydob

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, this one sounds more fierce than the lest one.

UNLOCKED POWER: Flying

LIGHTNING GUY: {singing} I believe I can {stops} Oh, give me a break.

Cutscene

{It is at a Green Day concert. There are screaming fans.}

LIGHTNING GUY: So, simple, yet, so unimaginable. Probably the screaming fans part.

YOBNAF:WOO!

{Yobnaf gets on stage. A man throws him off. When he is thrown off, he starts flying.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, what kind of idiot would do something like that? Just crawl on the stage while there are people singing on it? He's lucky he wasn't shot then given a restraining order.

YOBNAF: The aliens did well! I could fly! Oh no! The parking lot!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, now you know what the aliens did. About dang time. And, seriously, are you some kind of exclamation maniac? It's just a freaking parking lot.

{Lands on the concrete}

YOBNAF: Uhhhh... Ow!

LIGHTNING GUY: Uhhhh...are you hurt or something? Or were you not able to scream in pain because of all that idiot drool in your mouth? So, this was another short cutscene. With another unsatisfying cliffhanger. I hope this doesn't become a habit or I'll have to kill myself.