RiffText/Adventures of Yobnaf/India

You start in North Dehli. Your goal is South Dehli.

LIGHTNING GUY: Um, Dehli? I think you mean Delhi, kid. Deli is meat. Are you saying we're going to travel through meat? That's sick! Don't you care about the vegetarian players?

BOSS: Tnahpele

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh no, it's a backwards word. I wonder what it's attack is? Poop? Water?

UNLOCKED POWER: Peanut Burp

LIGHTNING GUY: HAHAHA PEANUT BURP. THAT BETTER COME WITH AN "EXCUSE ME" FUNCTION, MISTER.

Cutscene

{Yobnaf is on a plane to Asia. He is humming When I Come Around}

LIGHTNING GUY: Don't tell me. That's a song by "Green Day". I thought so. What's it about? Ways to travel other than by car?

YOBNAF: So... Bored.... Ate to much Peanuts...

LIGHTNING GUY: How do those things come together at all?

{Suddenly, the plane crashes in India}

YOBNAF: I knew this was going to happen.

LIGHTNING GUY: Then why did you take the flight?! You wanted to commit suicide? Oh, this was the shortest cutscene I've ever seen. Pun not intended.