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You start at a blue background. Your goal is the Blue Screen of Death.

LIGHTNING GUY: I thought a blue screen of death was a bad thing. Hence the "death". Did you only make that a goal because it was the first blue thing you could think of? I'd rather be in a sea or sky than a computer.

BOSS: Htaed fo Neercs Eulb

LIGHTNING GUY: Didn't you just make the boss the goal backwards in the last level? And an animal from the level's place backwards in the level before? It doesn't become funnier the more you use it. In fact, it wasn't funny the first time!

UNLOCKED POWER: None

Cutscene

{Yobnaf is on his computer. He has had a Blue Screen of Death.

LIGHTNING GUY: How do we know that if he has had a blue screen death? Also, does an end bracket come to mind? And show preview? This is not long at all. You have no excuse. And your dog cannot eat it.

YOBNAF: OH NO!!! I HATE THIS COMPUTER!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: OH NO!!! I HATE ALL OF THOSE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! And, since you know that a BSoD is a bad thing, you made it being a goal make much less sense.

{He throws the computer out the window.

LIGHTNING GUY: Who throws a computer out of a window?! Didn't that thing cost hundreds of dollars? Oh no, you're one of those charity people, aren't you?

Blue starts spreading around everywhere}

LIGHTNING GUY: Well, if it isn't attack of the blue. Now the world is doomed, isn't it? Because everyone hates the color blue!

YOBNAF: What have I done?

LIGHTNING GUY: Do you need a list?

{Soon every thing turns blue}

LIGHTNING GUY: Did you have to separate the every and thing? Also, don't you think it would take a few years or centuries for the blue to spread around the entire universe? Or Asia?

YOBNAF: Oh Parc.

LIGHTNING GUY: Say something backwards one more time...