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| Hey, everyone! Listen up! Your attention if you please? |
Strong Bad tells everyone about the show.
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| I'm gonna tell you about a show with a guy and his friends |
Zoom in to Strong Bad. He is now holding a flyer with a picture of Strong Rad.
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| Who do crazy stuff and sometimes get in trouble! |
Cut to Strong Rad chasing Eh! Steve while riding The Wheelchair. Strong Rad is holding a net.
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| This guy's name is Strong Rad and he was known for checking emails, |
Cut to the computer room. Strong Rad is checking an email.
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| But that time is over |
"NOT ANYMORE" gets stamped on the scene.
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| And now a new one starts |
Cut to an alarm clock. Strong Rad resets it from offscreen.
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| So get ready for some crazy stuff... |
Cut to The Field. Strong Rad is carrying a PDA that shows his schedule.
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| Such as raking the leaves off of your ceiling, |
Cut to Strong Rad's room. The ceiling is covered in leaves, whereas Homechat are raking them off.
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| Reversing the gravity at your wedding |
Cut to a wedding. Strong Rad, Homechat, and Strong Grad are holding a gravity reversing machine and activate it.
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| So get ready for some crazy stuff... |
Cut to 20X6. Strong Jr., 5-Up, and The ExactSameball are training for a challenge. Strong Rad, Homechat, and The Exact Same enter.
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| (Look out!) He's gonna do some crazy stuff! |
Cut back to The Field. Strong Rad is carrying a PDA that shows his schedule.
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| (Look out!) Like try to battle someone really tough! |
Strong Rad is about to fight a golem monster.
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| (Look out!) Your head could get stuck in the floor, |
Cut to Homechat Gamer's room. Homestar is upside down while his head is stuck in the floor.
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| So be prepared, 'cause it's gonna start at the count of four! (One, Two, Three, Four) |
Cut to a concert. All the main characters are playing in a band with Strong Rad singing, Strong Grad on drums, The Exact Same playing guitar, and Tuns playing bass (first season only). Strong Grad beats his drumsticks together simulateously with "One, Two, Three, Four".
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| (Rad Show Alert!) Prepare immediately before you lose your mind! |
Homestar's mind falls out of his head.
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| Pass this message on to everybody |
Cut back to The Field. Strong Bad is giving out flyers mentioned before.
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| (Rad Show Alert!) Prepare immediately before you lose your mind! |
Homestar's mind falls out of his head.
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| Pass this message on to everybody, Don't be scared, just tell everybody, |
Cut back to The Field. Strong Bad is giving out flyers mentioned before. Cut to the same scene, except The Cheat is giving out said flyers.
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| Please be prepared, and tell everybody now! |
Cut to Hammerspace. All the main characters (Tuns, only first season) are standing in front of a background similar to that of the last scene in the Homestar Runner Theme Song Video. The words "Rad Show Alert!" catapult forward below the main characters and stop at "everybody".
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