Rad Show Alert!/Pilot

But They're in Space!

PLOT: Strong Rad and friends travel through the universe.

MAIN/MAJOR CHARACTERS: Strong Rad, Homechat Gamer, The Exact Same, Strong Grad, Tuns

MINOR CHARACTERS: Mars

PLACES: Strong Rad's room, The Field, Tuns's Small Business Stand, Mars

PAGE TITLE: To Mars or Bust

Transcript

{Strong Rad is lying down on his bed. The theme song plays and after it is over, cut back to Strong Rad's room. Homechat Gamer and The Exact Same enters.}

HOMECHAT GAMER: What a beautiful day outside!

STRONG RAD: It stinks! I'm bored.

THE EXACT SAME: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG RAD: {surprised} Travel through space? That's a great idea!

{All exit. Cut to The Field, where Strong Grad is working on a space machine. Strong Rad, Homechat Gamer, and The Exact Same enter by running.}

STRONG RAD: Hey, Strong Grad! We want you to--

STRONG GRAD: Work on a space machine so you could travel through space?

STRONG RAD: How'd you know?

STRONG GRAD: Homechat told me.

{All except Strong Grad exit, and cut to Tuns's Small Business Stand. Tuns is waiting for someone to buy something. Strong Rad, Homechat, and The Exact Same enter by running.}

STRONG RAD: Hey, Tuns! We want you to--

TUNS: Help Strong Grad work on his space machine?

STRONG RAD: How'd you know?

TUNS: Strong Grad told me after Homechat told him.

{All exit. Cut back to The Field, where all enter by running.}

STRONG RAD: Hey, Strong Grad, Tuns is here to--

STRONG GRAD: Help me with my space machine?

STRONG RAD: Who writes this thing?

{Cut to a psychic typing on a typewriter.}

VOICEOVER STRONG RAD: Oh.

{Cut to a time card saying "SIX TO NINE DAYS LATER..."}

NARRATOR: Six to nine days later...

STRONG GRAD AND TUNS: It's done!

{All enter the space machine, which lifts off. Cut to outer space.}

STRONG RAD: Do you see anything?

HOMECHAT: No, all I see is...sea.

STRONG RAD: But we're in space!

STRONG GRAD: Will you guys be quiet! We will TURN this thing around, mister!

{The three end up in a fight, which leaves no one piloting the space machine. Cut to Mars, where the space machine crashes. All exit the space machine.}

STRONG RAD: Great. Just great. First, we wait six to nine days, and now we're stranded on Mars. The only good thing is that we can look for life here.

{A golem monster appears where Mars should be.}

GOLEM MONSTER: {roars}

ALL: AAHHH!

GOLEM MONSTER: WHO DARES DISTURB ME?

ALL: We were just looking for life on Mars!

GOLEM MONSTER: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

ALL: No, we were talking about the planet Mars.

MARS: I AM MARS! AND FOR FREEING ME OF MY CURSE, I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WISH!

STRONG RAD: Well then, I wish we were home.

MARS: OKAY! {places everyone else on Earth}

{Cut back to The Field.}

STRONG RAD: Let's promise NEVER to do that again.

ALL: Aggreed.

{The credits scroll during a repeat of the theme song video.}

Fun Facts

• The name of the pilot episode and Strong Rad's remark in the space machine reference "Limozeen, But They're in Space!".
• Mars is not, in fact, a giant golem monster thing.