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Newspaper Failure/1
THE ONLY JOURNALISTIC PUBLICATION THAT DARES TO ASK: DO MYSTERIES REALLY EXIST?
Established 6th of February, 2010, failed soon after
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IP ADDRESS MAKES SERIES OF EDITS
N 13:18 Super Adventure/kerrek/Trogdor (diff; hist) . . 76.25.206.233 (Talk) (Created page with 'He was standing right behind you. He burninates you into roast kerrek, and then the peasants eat you. Looks like you're gonna have to RETRY!')
Today an unknown IP address, 76.25.206.233, made a series of pages on the oft-unused subpages of Super Adventure. Newspaper Failure would like to perform its duty to the public to remind you to never, ever, trust an IP address. There's a reason they drink at a separate fountain.
SKUB CREATES A SIGNATURE (EDITORIAL)
N 18:41 (cur; prev) . . Skub (Talk | contribs) (Created page with ''''<font face="trebuchet ms"><span style="color:#000;">S</span><span style="color:#000;">K</span>[[Clowder Emails|<span style="color:#F90;">U</sp…')
SkullB, or, as he prefers to be called now, SKUB (which sounds like a FAT SLOB name for FAT SLOBS,) has created a signature for himself completely opposed to his previous signature, which was a tasteful black and white mix! It is now a fiery orange step gradient, with links on every letter. Is Skub trying to reinvent himself like so many primadonnas?! I don't like it, because I am 40 years old and hate change because it confuses and scares me!
SKUB CREATES A SIGNATURE (RESPONSE)
Chwoka doesn't have the authority to question my signature, because he seems to be color blind. His signature is a tasteless monochrome step gradient, which terminates into black. We're in the age of color, grandpa, so get used to it or shape-ship out!
MOVIE MAGIC MAN CAN'T GET #RAND FUNCTION TO WORK
05:21 User:Movie magic man/MMMblog ads (diff; hist) . . Movie magic man (Talk | contribs) (will it work now?)
Movie Magic Man is undertaking an ambitious project — getting the #rand function to work properly, a feat never before achieved by any other user ever EVER. Let's all wish him good luck, for it may mean that in the future, we may see obnoxious randomly generated slogans at the top of every page!
SUPER SAM ADDS COMMA TO POLICY PAGE
m 01:59 HRFWiki:The Purge (diff; hist) . . Super Sam (Talk | contribs) (+ comma)
Super Sam added a comma to a policy page. EDITING A POLICY PAGE? This may shake our entire social structure to the core! We can't go around editing namespace pages willy-nilly! Every decision should be agreed upon by a council.
RAIKU DOESN'T ADD EDIT SUMMARY
18:19 (cur; prev) . . Raiku (Talk | contribs)
Raiku edited the Portal:Email Shows page pretty quietly, without even so much as an EDIT SUMMARY. Upon further inspection, it appears he is starting an email show — starring The Cheat. Perhaps he didn't call attention to this fact in order to not call attention to that he is going against perennial favorite OCE Powered By The Cheat The Cheat and raise the ire of the choom? I mean, I'm not here to rally the masses, just to report facts, but if you wanna send him spam emails, I won't stop you.
SUPER SAM'S TEMPLATE DEBACLE
- 22:23, February 4, 2010 Super Sam (Talk | contribs) moved User:Super Sam/Headline to Headline (Hooray for pages that never should have been in the userpage anyway!)
- 16:58, February 5, 2010 Super Sam (Talk | contribs) moved Headline to Template:Headline [redirect suppressed] (don't mind me, I'm just a bit retarded)
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE SUPER SAM
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE
