(even if you aren't vegan)
NUCLEAR NOID AND THE ARMAGEDDON TEAM/7
DYNOMITE: dynomite
BROOKS JAXXON: Hey nuclear noid what is wrong
NUKE: WELL YOU SEE SUPER SALLY DOESNT LOVE ME BACK
DYNOMITE: that is a shame
NUKE: oh no it is the-
FRIEND ZONE: hello all it is i
CHWOKA I GUESS: oh dear
BLUEBRY: Hey guys check out this sweet urban outfitters scoop neck
DYNOMITE: more like bawlz
{we all laugh at the reference}
so anyways back to the friend zone
FZ: nuclear noid i have come for your soul
NOID: oh no i guess this is better than nothing at all
REASON: {suddenly appearing} that doesn't make any sense at all
{noid missile dropkicks reason in the bawlz}
DYNOMITE: oh ho ho {explodes from so much hearty physical humour}
BROOKS: hey noid maybe doggie will cheer you up
ERIC IS A CHOOM RIGHT: that joke kinda ran it's course-
CHWOKA: and they all lived happily ever
AFTER