NUCLEAR NOID AND THE ARMAGEDDON TEAM/10

SHERLOCK HOLMES BUT BADASS: PART ONE

{cut to a busy New York City subway train. It's completely empty apart from Bluebry Bullets; who is dressed in tails and reading what appears to be a newspaper. It's Rudy Giuliani all up in this ho.}

BLUEBRY BULLETS: I hate those damned umbrella swinging hippies with their crap in my peripheral vision.

{The subway stops at a bursting station platform, yet no one gets into the car Bluebry is in.}

BLUEBRY BULLETS: What I hate the most is when they chew their chewing gum, slight jaw movements make me want to punch people in the jaw, not slightly though.

{The train moves again.}

BLUEBRY BULLETS: And that music they listen to. That music they listen to with their dirty filthy ears. Good music. Filthy ears.

{The lights flicker.}

BLUEBRY BULLETS: And your ties, you mongrels. Your ties are the most dull ties I've ever seen around your clean neck. Your necks are so clean, what's up with the filthy ears you goddamned vagabonds!

{The lights flicker more and more often.}

BLUEBRY BULLETS: {So enraged} Your hair products are too cheap! Make your long and strong's the texture of womens' pubic hair!

{The light flickers for a final time followed by the lights temporarily going off. A creature suddenly appears in the seat beside Bluebry when the lights come back}

CREATURE: AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA

{Theme music plays with opening sequence of Dinomyte flying a helicopter while Mu drinks Coca-Cola}

to be coninued?