(even if you aren't vegan)
Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/cereal
Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.
SKUB: Aruseus Email "natural harvest"
NACHOMAN: vore, gender swapping and now the possibility of cannibalism? this show has something for everyone!
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx
Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial,
NACHOMAN: How is a tv commercial a place?
SKUB: He spelled it wrong twice which leads me to believe he either didn't have spellcheck or he was too busy playin' whack-a-mole to Lugia's backsprite
The Field {easter egg}
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.
SKUB: Oh I love that song
subject: cereal?Sup, Aruman?
NACHOMAN: more like YOU CANNOT BEAT KUKI OTOKO ライアンはひどいモンスターですI was thinking... you need a break-
-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.
fast cereal. Like, badly.
SKUB: nehehenehen BUT GUESS WHO IT WAS
NACHOMAN: it was you, skub. you did this.
{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}
NACHOMAN: but that's not the correct pronunciation!!
ARUSEUS: Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. {leaves}
{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is
SKUB: weeping into a bowl of Kix Berries. He looks back on the task he had so eagerly and foolishly accepted responsibility for. He should have never started his show. It was too much stress--execs barging in during his every waking hour, asking for this, that, the other thing... He had destroyed friendships, he let the power get to his head, and now he was completely alone. Aruseus held back his tears for too long and now, pistol in hand, cold metal against his temple, he could finally let it out.
stirring something. Tom walk in}
CHWOKA: he cant afford multiple walks
ARUSEUS: Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!
NACHOMAN: "Look I was just walking through don't try to start a conversation okay"
TOM: Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's.
SKUB: see i dan't THINKKKKK HOMESTOOL WINNER GETS ALL THE RESPENCT HE DESERVES
He's living with us for now,
NACHOMAN: the worst way to inform the reader of anything is to explain it to a character who should already know
and He's making good friends with Lyle.
'{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}
HOMESCHOOL: Your move.
{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece
SKUB: and caps Lyle. Stone cold.
}
HOMESCHOOL: Checkmate.
LYLE: {Angry The Cheat noises}
NACHOMAN: I will pay money to someone who can find anything remotely funny about this scene.
{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}
ARUSEUS: I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!
SKUB: It's cereal.
NACHOMAN: you just said you were making cereal
TOM: M'kay.
Three minutes later...
{Cut to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes!
NACHOMAN: that's not how that wor--
Gotta run {leaves}
SKUB: Gotta go FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERSONIC X
{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa
ARUSEUS: Here it comes!
MITCH: Aw, great.
{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}
{all the riffers jump back with fear}
COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS: Tired of stupid
NACHOMAN: email shows
breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?
{An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}
COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS: Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!
SKUB: I'd make a joke about Tyrian but literally nobody would get it so instead I'm going to do something gross like I always do.
{Skub burps half-heartedly.}
{Commercial ends}
NACHOMAN: "honey, what did we just watch?"
MITCH: That sucked.
{Foxx enters, he only has one leg}
FOXX: Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?
SKUB: Blue... bries?
ARUSEUS: Oh, carp. Gotta run. {runs out}
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing quickly, as if in a rush} Ok, Whatsherface. I made a cereal. Bye!
{Fox runs in}
FOXX: Come back here! I'll-
SKUB: "touch yer pud fer half a spud"
CHWOKA: Has that meant anything ever?
SKUB: Look i'm TRYING TO IMPLY THEYRE FUCKIN
{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}
FOXX: DO you MIND!?
TOM: Sorry!
{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}
SKUB: how rangdom
FOXX: CRAP! {Tom throws him}
{The Paper comes down}
NACHOMAN: you know when the fox guy entered my first thought was, "oh the cereal makes you turn into one of those modular characters that ryans always jacking it to", but I just now got that the cereal was made from the leg. um, why?
Easter Eggs
- Click on Foxx's leg to see a scene.
{Cut to the Field, Foxx, with no back legs is scraping with his hands}
FOXX: {panting} I'll...hurt you...bad...Aru...seus...
- Click on "Notzipperedpants" to see a pair of jeans with its fly open
- Wait 5 seconds at the end of the email to hear a secret line.
TOM: Oooh....meaty...
NACHOMAN: sdfkdjdl
Fun Facts
- This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.
SKUB: Oh please whatever you do please don't make this a running gag.
NACHOMAN: um, excuse me but in line 27 aruseus referred to Zippy as "whatserface" which is a reference to teen girl squad yet I do not see it listed here in the fun facts what gives author man???
