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Aruseus goes on an adventure.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy,

SKUB: NO GODDAMMIT

Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K,

NACHOMAN: so good he's in here twice

Foxx

SKUB: Is a foxx like a raunchier fox

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 2nd, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Here's an email, there's an email, and another little email.

ARUSEUS: {typing} Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me?

SKUB: Don't look a gift horse in the dick, you cock

Ah well.{clears screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Adventures, eh, Zipmiester?

NACHOMAN: zippy got that nickname from the bdsm party where the zipper on his mask broke and well I guess you had to be there

Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...

{Cut to The Field, like it was in this is war}

SKUB: You know how happy I am that those links don't work? Immensely.

STRONG BAD: Argh... what are you guys doing?

NACHOMAN: {Strong Bad then walks offscreen, having fulfilled his contractual agreements}

LYLE: (Fighting for our country!)

TOM: Go us!

ARUSEUS: Must... pee...

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: {typing} And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...

NACHOMAN: you know what this show needs more of? time travel.

{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in future shock}

SKUB: GOD JUST LET ME PUNCH SOMETHING

ARUSEUS: {walking onscreen} Hey, guys, how's it going?

ZIPPY: Oh, nothing out of the ordinary--my future self is here, and so is yours.

ARUSEUS: Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait-

SKUB: "that's wacky and not what's expected at aaaaAAAAAALLL"

{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}

ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

NACHOMAN: humor AND action? this show's got it all!!

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: {typing} And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice?

NACHOMAN: that's still the worst name for anything ever

Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! {rushes out}

{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}

NACHOMAN: hehehehehehehe {slaps his knee}

{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}

ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

ZIPPY K: Not if I could help it! {jumps and kicks, but misses}

ANTHRUSEUS: You are going down! {Punches Zippy K offscreen, "PLAYER 1 WINS" appears onscreen, zooms out to reveal Tom and Aruseus playing a video game, Lyle and Foxx are watching}

ARUSEUS: YES! I win again!

SKUB: DAMN looks like we got St. Elsewhere'd

TOM: Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good.

ARUSEUS: I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?

NACHOMAN: i bet mr. fox will be fantastic at this game

FOXX: You are going down.

SKUB: PLEASE SAY THAT's THE END OF THE SENTENCE

ARUSEUS: Ok! I'll set you up!

TOM: I'm outta here. {leaves}

NACHOMAN: i hope everyone caught that hilarious punchli- oh wait there wasn't one

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Wait five seconds for Foxx to say something.

FOXX: Hahaha! I win!

ARUSEUS: DANG!

NACHOMAN: well worth the wait

Fun Facts

SKUB: What is fun about this. Literally what.