Mudkip Emails/email show

Synopsis

Mudkip receives his first email.

Transcript

MUDKIP: Hi, my name is-What? My name is-Who? My name is Email!

Dear Mudkip,

My friend's Cyndaquil is giving me a hard time.
Can you rough him up for me?

Wolf O' Donnel

{Mudkip reads the email as is. He puts an Irish accent on for "Wolf O' Donnel"}

MUDKIP: A hard time?! I gotta go check this out!

{Mudkip walks offscreen, Chairscoot can be heard. Cut to The Field, where Treecko is looking at all of Bubs' stuff.}

TREECKO: I could use a baseball bat.

{Mudkip arrives onscreen}

MUDKIP: Yo, Treecko! Wolf O' Donnel wants us to rough up a Cyndaquil that's being a nuisance for him.

TREECKO: Cyndaquil?! Wow, and I thought Chimchars were overhyped.

{Cut to Wolf O' Donnel's house next door. Wolf O' Donnel is getting burnt by a Cyndaquil. He howls loudly, while Aruseus is trying to check his email.}

ARUSEUS: Wolf, I'm trying to reply to Professor Birch on a question involving you getting a starter Pokemon.

{Treecko and Mudkip arrive with baseball bats.}

TREECKO: Okay, this is the Johto Pest Control! Where da pest at?

{Mudkip points at the Cyndaquil}

WOLF: Hurry! I'll die of overheat if you don't stop him!

{Mudkip whacks Cyndaquil with the baseball bat. Cyndaquil's attention turns to Mudkip as he lunges off of Wolf and on to Mudkip. As Cyndaquil is going to hit Mudkip, the screen freezes.}

TREECKO: Can I please censor this part?

ARUSEUS: No.

TREECKO: You're uncooperative...

ARUSEUS: Dealbreaker.

{The screen unfreezes and Cyndaquil beats the everloving snot out of Mudkip with Thunderpunch, making him drop the baseball bat. Treecko goes over to it only to have a Flame Wheel burn most of his body. Cyndaquil picks up the baseball bat and starts pummelling Mudkip with it. The screen fades to back afterwards. Cut back to a hospital with Mudkip in Room 1408 in a full body cast. Treecko is on Mudkip's computer.}

TREECKO: Sorry, Wolf. Seems like your friend's Cyndaquil is just as uncooperative and unyielding as its owner. My bud Mudkip's gonna have to wait a couple weeks to recover from such fatal blows. Now I gotta find 11 Rare Candies so Mudkip can be part-Ground so Cyndaquil isn't such a nuisance.

{The Paper from Aruseus Emails arrives}

TREECKO: I think I'm being stalked...

Spot the References

Trivia

• This email features Aruseus Emails characters.

Remarks

• Treecko knows that Chimchar is overhyped, yet both Treecko and Chimchar originate in different, distant regions.

Real World References

• "Dealbreaker" is a reference to Homestar Runner, namely the Cheat Commandos.