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Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/Kozantiero
Synopsis
Page Title: Pillsbury Dough Boy Gone Wrong, Yah?
Character Video
{Camcorder vision. We are inside the control room of the Macro Siren Bread Army. Kozantiero is talking to Lower Mans.}
LOWER MANS: ...pretty soon when you have control over Free Country, my work here will be done. And that camera's gonna eat you. Chop chop. {vanishes}
KOZANTIERO: {faces camera} ...right. Anyways, my name is Kozantiero. I'm sort of robotic...check my monocole out. {monocole flashes} I control a whole army of bread loving troopa troopas at my disposal, and I own a lot of weapons. And a bread launcher. But that doesn't matter. Anyways, shut up. SECURITY! {camera freezes, below info is shown}
"Below" Info
Kozantiero is the 2079 form of Koopantiero. In a battle for control, Koopantiero supposedly collapsed as told by Maruux-II through the mystical yellow orb. Some guys rebuilt him (see the 25th email special) and then he set up some army to take over Plit. His enemy is the 2079 King of the Mushroom Kingdom, and tried to kill him. Once.
