(even if you aren't vegan)
JCMovies/1
JCM tries to get a pet, and it forced into a battle of the wits.
Movie
{JCM walks into his house sadly.}
JCM'S MOTHER: Hey, JCM, what's wrong?
{Suspenseful music plays.}
JCM: I just found out that...I'm blue.
JCM'S MOTHER: {sarcastic} Wow, really?!
JCM: Yep, so in order for me to be fixed, I'll need the money for surgery.
JCM'S MOTHER: {sarcastic} Oh, gosh. How much?
JCM: The cost of an average pet at the pet store.
JCM'S MOTHER: Really? Well, I'm sorry, but I can't give you cent after a terrible performance like that.
JCM: {angry} Oh! How did you figure it out?
JCM'S MOTHER: Mothers' instinct. But seriously, you can't have a pet.
JCM: But all of the other kids at my school, and some teachers, have one!
JCM'S MOTHER: {wiggles finger} What did I tell you about peer pressure?
JCM: You never told me anything about peer pressure.
JCM'S MOTHER: Oh, really?
{Cut to a flashback.}
JCM'S MOTHER: You can't have a pet.
JCM: But all of the other kids at my school, and some teachers, have one!
JCM'S MOTHER: {wiggles finger} What did I tell you about peer pressure?
{Cut back to normal time.}
JCM: Wow, I should have remembered that. But why can't I have a pet?
JCM'S MOTHER: Well, you see, having a pet would require responsibility.
JCM: And?
JCM'S MOTHER: Don't you remember what happened last time I trusted you with something?
{Cut to a flashback.}
{JCM walks into his house sadly.}
JCM'S MOTHER: Hey, JCM, what's wrong?
{Suspenseful music plays.}
JCM: I just found out that...I'm blue.
JCM'S MOTHER: {sarcastic} Wow, really?!
JCM: Yep, so in order for me to be fixed, I'll need the money for surgery.
JCM'S MOTHER: {sarcastic} Oh, gosh. How much?
JCM: The cost of an average pet at the pet store.
JCM'S MOTHER: Really? Well, I'm sorry, but I can't give you cent after a terrible performance like that.
{Cut back to normal time.}
JCM'S MOTHER: Well, I didn't actually believe you would successfully trick me, but you get the point.
JCM: Fine, then! If you won't get me a pet, I'll just go to Mr. Cloud.
JCM'S MOTHER: There is no Mr. Cloud, you just made him up.
JCM: No, I didn't!
JCM'S MOTHER: Yeah, you did. Remember?
{Cut to a flashback.}
JCM: Fine, then! If you won't get me a pet, I'll just go to Mr. Cloud.
{Cut back to normal time.}
JCM: Man, these are a lot of flashbacks for the first episode.
JCM'S MOTHER: Now you see why you can't have a pet?
JCM: Yeah, I think I do. I still hate it, though.
JCM'S MOTHER: Eh, you'll live. Now, go on to bed.
JCM: But it's only 6:00.
JCM'S MOTHER: No, it isn't. 3 hours have just passed talking about getting a pet.
{Cut to a flashback.}
JCM'S MOTHER: No, it isn't. 3 hours have just passed talking about getting a pet.
{Cut back to normal time.}
JCM: Well, time and space doesn't lie.
{JCM goes to his room.}
JCM'S MOTHER: Love you.
{A door is heard closing.}
JCM'S MOTHER: Man, I don't know why I have so much fun doing that.
{Mr. Cloud flies beside JCM's mother.}
MR. CLOUD: I guess it's the Adrenaline. Speaking of that, do you want some Skyrocket brand energy drinks? It's only $9.99!
JCM'S MOTHER: {confused} Um, no, not really. I'm going to go to bed myself now.
MR. CLOUD: Why go to bed when you can stay up all night?
{JCM's mother gets up and leaves.}
MR. CLOUD: Come on! Can you say no to this face? Can you?
JCM'S MOTHER: {offscreen} Watch me!
MR. CLOUD: OK, fine! Just walk off and-
{Zoom in to Mr. Cloud.}
MR. CLOUD: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
{Mr. Cloud stays in the position for a few seconds before looking offscreen.}
MR. CLOUD: Oh, we're not doing that?
{Zoom back out.}
MR. CLOUD: Sorry.
{The End}