Green Grass and High Tides Forever!/0

If you translate this message, I will send Iori to your house and he will steal your cheese.

GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER

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CD-I MARIO: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

CD-I LUIGI: I hope she made lotsa- {intterupted}

PATRICK: {singing} GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!

CD-I LUIGI: Hey, you interupted my line!

PATRICK: So what? Everyone knows what you're going to say anyway.

CD-I LUIGI: True.

{Iori falls from the top of the screen}

IORI: There goes my leg.

CD-I MARIO: Who's this guy?!?!

IORI: A guy who has a broken leg.

PATRICK: Is anyone on?

RYAN: I'm so rich! I have won the lottery!

IORI: Hey, Ree-an!

PATRICK: It's pronounced Ryan.

IORI: I mean Ryan!

CD-I MARIO: Is that a letter over there?

PATRICK: Yes, it's from Bowser, telling you that he took over the Mushroom Kingdom, stole the princess, blah blah blah, hotels, blah blah blah.

{The Daleks come, and blast a few objects.}

DALEK: OBEY US, OR RISK BEING EXTERMINATED!!!

{the Daleks explode}

IORI: Ha ha!

{More Daleks come.}

DALEK: Iori Yagami! Prepare to be exterminated! {Shoots him.}

IORI: {parrys} Ha ha! {Dalek shoots him again} And now I'm a pile of ash.

DALEK: You King of Fighters characters are good for only one thing. DYING!!!

IORI: Wrong Iori, man.

CD-I MARIO: Can somebody please tell me what's happening?

IORI: Madness.

300 GUY: Madness? THIS, IS, SPARTA! {kicks Iori into a pit}

SHAO KAHN: Fatality!

DALEK: EXTERMINATE!!!!! {Shoots Shao Kahn, and the YTP People. Starts to sing ABBA songs.} Mamma Mia! Here I go again!

JAREK (MORTAL KOMBAT): {comes in, punches Dalek} THE BLACK DRAGON WILL LIVE ON! {gets shot}

KANO (MORTAL KOMBAT): {comes in with a gun} That's for replacing me in Mortal Kombat 4!

{Both of them get Exterminated.}

DALEK: WHO IS NEXT IN MY ETERNAL REIGN OF DESTRUCTION?

KANO: {comes back to life}

PATRICK: YOU CAN NEVER KILL KANO!

KANO: {shoots Dalek}

{The Muffin of D00M walks by, and bashes Kano's knees in with a silver bat; Kano recovers}

DALEK: Shooting me will do nothing. My armour is as hard as... well.. It's the hardest metal ever. {Kills Kano again.}

KANO: {comes back to life} You know, I could do that all day if I have to. {kills Dalek somehow}

DALEK: {Comes back to life.} What? If you can do it, I can!

{The Cybermen come, and the Daleks and the Cybermen start a war.}

KANO: You all explode now. {Cybermen and Daleks explode, and Kano makes the sandbox Doctor Who-proof}

{They come back, and all kill Kano.}

DALEK: Doctor Who proof? Ha! We are not the Doctor! You have just made our enemy unable to come here. Now.. {Makes the Sandbox Kano Proof.}

KANO: {comes back; makes the Sandbox Dalek and Cybermen proof}

PATRICK: YOU CAN NEVER BAN KANO FROM ANYTHING!

CYBERMAN: Okay, this is boring me now. {Everyone starts dancing. "Waterloo" from Abba plays.}

SEPHIROTH: Whoa. What the {BEEP} is happening here!?

IORI: Madness.

PATRICK: Hey, I thought you were kicked into a pit!

IORI: I had an extra guy!

CD-I MARIO: Argh! I can't take this anymore! {jumps into pit}

SHAO KAHN: Hara Kiri!

IORI: I thought that guy was killed!

PATRICK: Maybe he had an extra guy too.

IORI: Wow, this hasn't been edited in a while.

SMW CARTOON LUIGI: Ah! Somebody help me! Some guy named Kano is trying to kill me! And I think he's winning!

IORI: I'll save you, Luigi!

SMW CARTOON LUIGI: That's Mama Luigi to you, redhair!

IORI: {bored look} Of course. Hey Kano, he's over here!

SMW CARTOON LUIGI: AH! Help! Help!

{Luigi gets Zapped by the Dalek.}

DALEK: EXTERMINATE!!!!

{Dalek explodes because he was banned from teh sandbox}

KANO: Crap! HE WAS MINE!

IORI: Hey Luigi, you're a pile of ash too!

{Dalek explosion was just a decoy.}

DALEK: Foolish Mortal! You can not ban the most superior race in the universe! {Zaps Kano.}

KANO: {comes back to life} Yes I can. {Dalek explodes}

SMW CARTOON BOWSER: Attack, my Bullet Bills- er, Magnum Bills- er, whatever you are right now!

KANO: {shoots laser at SMWCB and his 'Bills}

{Dalek comes back.}

DALEK: YOUR FOOLISH ATTEMPTS AT DESTROYING ME ARE JUST AS PATHETIC AS YOUR ATTEMPTS AT LIVING. DESTROY THE FOOL NAMED BOWSER! {Zaps Bowser, and kills him.}

KANO: Did you just help me kill Bowser?

DALEK: I JUST HATE BOWSER AND HIS CHILDREN.

KANO: I see. But I seem to like two of them.

DALEK: Whatever.

PATRICK: {singing} GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!

ZIPPY: {visibly drunk} A rolling stone collects no moss. Whee!

PATRICK: Why are you visibly drunk?

ZIPPY: It turns out five pints of whiskey does a good night make! Whee!

{Zippy falls down some stairs.}

IORI: Wow, that has got to be painfull. Hey Luigi, you're still a pile of ash!

SMW CARTOON LUIGI: Don't remind me.

DALEK: It can't be my fault. When I kill someone, they turn green, and their Skeleton shows through their body in black. Then they disappear.

CHAOS: Well, find a new way to make people die!

IORI: Hi, Chey-os!

PATRICK: It's pronounced "Chaos".

IORI: I mean Chaos!

CHAOS: Hi. Now I need to put some VG characters in here...

{Chaos is suddenly replaced with Emerl and Gemerl from Sonic.}

EMERL: Where are we?

GEMERL: Heaven?

EMERL: But there isn't anything good about this place!

GEMERL: It was a JOKE!

EMERL: Then you're unoriginal.

KANO: Who the crap are you two?

EMERL: Two people that own.

KANO: Sure, just keep saying that to yourselfs.

EMERL: So, where's the pancake supper?

KANO: Uh, it's over there, in that spikey pit. Just jump down there and you'll find it.

EMERL: I'm not going down there.

{The ground comesz apart and moves under Emerl, and he falls into the pit.}

EMERL: Ow.

SHAO KAHN: Fatality!

KANO: Hey, weren't you horribly mauled by Master Handguy?

SHAO KAHN: Yes, but I recovered.

SWM CARTOON YOSHI: Where Luigi is?

KANO: He's a pile of ash.

SWM CARTOON YOSHI: Oh no!

KANO: Don't worry, I can fix that.

{skip scenes. SMWCY is also a pile of ash}

SWM CARTOON YOSHI: This not what Yoshi had in mind...

KANO: Wow. Sure is quiet 'round here.

GEMERL: THREAT TO CHAOS EMERALDS. AN-LIMITATE!

{Gemerl's arms turn into machine guns and he rapidly fires anything in sight.}

GEMERL: FATALITY.

{Gemerl explodes}

SHAO KAHN: And that's why you don't steal my catchphrase.

{Gemerl reforms.}

GEMERL: THREAT TO HUMAN SOCIETY! DECLINE!

{Gemerl goes and shoots President Bush.}

GEMERL: OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. {Powers down, and turns back to normal} Well, that was odd.

SHAO KAHN: President Bush is dead? YES! Now I can begin my plan to be the new president of the United States, and do some various evil things that will help me rule the entire Earthrealm! Earthrealm will be mine! Wait, did I say that out loud?

GEMERL: Can I be your VP?

SHAO KAHN: No. That title goes to Shang Tsung.

SHANG TSUNG: Thank you, Shao Ka- {intterupted}

SHAO KAHN: Yeahshutup.

IORI: Hey Yoshi, you're a pile of ash!

SWM CARTOON YOSHI: Don't remind Yoshi.

GEMERL: Well, then I've got nothing better to do. {Pulls out an iPod and and crushes it.} I'll set the world record for most destroyed iPods!

STRONG SAD: {walks by with his iPod}

GEMERL: {Arms turn back into Machine guns} RELIEVE YOUR PORTABLE MUSIC DEVICE! {Blasts the iPod apart, then kicks Strong Sad out of the atmosphere. He then returns to normal.} that's 2!

KANO: Uh, you do know that you probably already have the record for most broken/crushed/destroyed iPods, right? Those things are just too good to break.

GEMERL: I hate iPods, what with their giving you finger cancer, and their expensive prices, and their stupid broken battery signals.

KANO: Meh. ...Ha, you guys are piles of ash!

IORI, SMWCL, SMWCY: Don't remind us.

{Strong Sad falls back onto the ground.}

DALEK: Strong Sad! EXTERMINATE!! {Shoots Strong Sad, and kills him.}

NELSON: Ha ha!

GEMERL: Well, With my rise to stardom complete...{opens Guiness Book of World Records with a picture of him in it.} I guess I need something to do.

PATRICK: {singing} GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!

GEMERL: Shut it off, you. {Blasts Patrick offscreen}

{Chaos comes back in.}

CHAOS: Pointless Cameo!

{Chaos disappears.}

DALEK: I bet you guys don't even know what we look like!

CYBERMAN: Neither with us.

DALEK: If we had emotions, we'd cry. We are emotionless, and that makes me really sad.

SEPHIROTH: Hey!

DALEK: SILENCE!! {Shoots Sephiroth.}

PATRICK: {shouts at the top of his lungs} GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!

GEMERL: {shouts at the top of his lungs} SHUT IT OFF YOU! {Throws a missile at Patrick, it blows up all of the Wiki Users} Well, that's taken care of! {Holds up Book of World Records, The Title of the record is "Most Wiki Users killed in one shot." He is in the picture again}

KANO: {shoots a laser at Gemerl; Gemerl explodes} Let me guess, Gemerl's going to come back?

DALEK: Probably.

GEMERL: Affirmative.

DALEK: Yep.

KANO: AAAAAARGH! GEMERL, I'D STRANGLE YOU!

GEMERL: I has no human neck.

KANO: AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T!

PATRICK: Hey, you stole my "has" joke!

DALEK: Here's a picture of me!

IORI: Ah. But how can you talk if you don't have a mouth?

DALEK: We don't need mouths! ....I don't know.

SMW CARTOON LUIGI: Can somebody help us?

DALEK: Shuttup. This is us talking.

GEMERL: We robots have voice transistors. Hey, has anyone seen Emerl? I don't remember what happened after we showed up.

{Cut to Emerl in the hole.}

EMERL: Hello? I need to get out of here! Gemerl? Guys? I need help!

DALEK: I would help you, but I have no arms, and I can't fly.

GEMERL: I have a jet-pack, but I don't care that badly.

SMW CARTOON LUIGI: Somebody help us! We don't want to be piles of ash anymore!

GEMERL: Okay! {Turns his arm into a vaccum cleaner, and hits reverse. The ashes of all the SMW characters blow away, forever.}

PATRICK: Hey, Iori was one of the pile of ashes! Bring him back! Because I'm too lazy to do that myself.

GEMERL: Than who's that? {points to Iori, who is next to Kano.}

PATRICK: Oh, I forgot that he wasn't a pile of ash anymore.

IORI: Hey juys!

GEMERL: Well, that was anticlimactic. What do we do now?

PATRICK: Wait until we make the actual series?

GEMERL: I guess I'll save Emerl, then we can have a dance pawty?

{Gemerl hops in the hole and saves Emerl.}

EMERL: DANCE PAWTY TIME!

{Everyone dances like crazy, and the screen fades to black.}