Gilligan 'n' Tracy/Ep9.

{The episode opens with a black screen...}

NON-ANNOYING NARRATOR: Last time on Gilligan And Tracy...

{scenes from Episode 7 appear in this order; Demons attacking Earth, Gilligan and Tracy entering the portal to Hell, Damien appearing, Gilligan dying, and Tracy becoming Hell Cerberus}

NON-ANNOYING NARRATOR: Now, lets see what happens... in part two.

{Cut to Gilligan. He's where he was at the end of part one}

GILLIGAN: {Gets up} W-where am I?

{Cut back to Damien and Hell Cerberus}

HELL CERBERUS: DAMN YOU, DAMIEN! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM?! WHY?!

DAMIEN: Simple... he got in my way.

HELL CERBERUS: GOT IN YOUR WAY?!!! IN YOUR WAY OF WHAT?!!!

DAMIEN: Well, actually... he just really annoyed me.

HELL CERBERUS: ... {stabs Damien in the face}

DAMIEN: Well, well... {Face heals} You want to settle this the hard way, correct?

HELL CERBERUS: HELL YEAH, I DO! NOW, ARE WE GONNA START THIS, OR WHAT?!

DAMIEN: My,my, do you always have to shout? But anyway... yes. Lets. {Wings burst out of back. Flies up.}

HELL CERBERUS: ...Please tell me you aren't going to become Tabuu.

DAMIEN: No... something very different... {Turns into a giant fire demon} Now... FEEL MY WRATH, FOOL!!!

HELL CERBERUS: ...I have one word for you. WIBBLE. {disintegrates}

DAMIEN: ...What...the...crap?

{a black fog appears around Damien. He accidentally inhales it}

HELL CERBERUS: Hehehe.

DAMIEN: What the...!? W-where are you!?

HELL CERBERUS:{appears in front of Damien} Right here.

DAMIEN: {Damien, as if on cue, shoots flaming crystals and HC} {Phoenix Wright Voice} TAKE THAT!

{the crystals pass through Hell Cerberus without even effecting him. He disappears}

DAMIEN: Grrrr... STOP DOING THAT!!!

HELL CERBERUS:{voice} That was just an illusion. {appears beside Damien}

DAMIEN: {Vanishes also. Appears behind HC} ...Two can play at that game. {Slashes him with claws}

{the claws do not even touch HC. He disappears again}

DAMIEN: Holy crap, you mary-sues are worse then god-modders!

HELL CERBERUS: Teehee. It's fun messing with you.

{6 HCs appear, surrounding Damien}

HELL CERBERUS: Well, Damien? Which one is the REAL me?

DAMIEN: GRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! {Slams hand into ground. 6 pillars of flames burst out of the ground beneath all 6 HCs}

HELL CERBERUS:{voice} I'll give you a hint. None of them are the real me.

{the HCs disappear}

DAMIEN: ......YOU {Bleep}ING {Bleep bleep bleep}!!!!!!! I'M GONNA {Bleepity bleep bleep bleep bleep bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep}!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL CERBERUS:{singsongy} Language!

{Cut to the white void-like area.}

GILLIGAN: Helllllllloooooooooooooooooo? ...WHERE AM I!? Am I... in heaven?

{a man in a black cloak walks up to Gilligan}

CLOAKED MAN: Pfff. Heaven? Good sir, heaven is not for YOU.

GILLIGAN: Wow, thats kind of insulting...

CLOAKED MAN: Heaven is for those who are not friends with a perverted, hellish mutant son of a sociopath and a catgirl martial artist.

GILLIGAN: You have a point...

CLOAKED MAN: As you can tell, this is not Hell, either, since you died there.

GILLIGAN: So wait, does that mean I'm in... purgatory?

CLOAKED MAN: Er, yes.

GILLIGAN: ...Can I leave now?

CLOAKED MAN: To where?

GILLIGAN: Ummmmmmm... hell?

CLOAKED MAN: ...No. I will not return you to the place you were just killed in. Why not Earth? Try and stop the demons THERE.

GILLIGAN: Hmmmm... alright. Send me to earth. Maybe I can get back to hell that way.

CLOAKED MAN: ...Try to listen to me. Earth is overrun with demons led by the guy that killed you. I would suggest YOU stopping the demons with the other Mary Sues there, and let your friend take care of the rest.

GILLIGAN: Awwww, but the one of the authors planned an epic cilmax... alright, fine.

CLOAKED MAN: And the other author wants to get through with what he's planned. Once he does that, you can appear. I'll warp you to Hell, at that time.

GILLIGAN: Okay then! Just make sure I get to help Tracy fight Damien.

{Cut to the author world, which is just a white void with a computer}

CONNOR: Wow, Skullbuggy is right, we DO use this as a chatroom sometimes!

KEITH: I know!

CONNOR: Y'know, we should just PM inste- CRAP, WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN!!!

KEITH: Let's just go back to HC and Damien already.

CONNOR: STOP DOING THAT. WE CAN'T USE THIS TO CHA- WE'RE DOING IT AGA-

{Cut back to hell}

HELL CERBERUS:{appears standing on Damien's head} Is this as fun for you as it is me?

DAMIEN: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS FRIGGIN ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL CERBERUS: You know, it's strange.

DAMIEN: What!?

HELL CERBERUS: You are obviously a VERY smart person, but you still do not realize what I'm doing.

DAMIEN: And that would be...!?

HELL CERBERUS: You know that black gas you inhaled a few minutes ago?

DAMIEN: Yes...?

HELL CERBERUS: That was actually my soul.

DAMIEN: .....Why the HELL did you make me eat your soul?

HELL CERBERUS: To annoy you. Now, enough of this. {appears} This is the real me. Now we will fight.

{a flash of light appears behind HC}

HELL CERBERUS: ...WHAT THE-

DAMIEN: ...Even I don't know what the crap is going on.

{A portal appears. Gilligan steps out covered in black blood, with that cloaked man following him}

GILLIGAN: God, killing all those demons wasn't easy...

HELL CERBERUS: G-Gilligan? You're alive? {transforms back into Tracy} I'm so glad that you survi-{is stabbed in the back by Damien, falls over}

CLOAKED MAN: Actually, this was one of the reasons I didn't want to return you to Hell. Tracy would lose his anger. Ciao! {disappears}

GILLIGAN: T-TRACY!!! {Kneels down next to him} Speak to me!

TRACY:{gets up} I'm fine, Gilligan. {transforms back into Hell Cerberus} Now let's finish this guy off.

GILLIGAN: Yes, lets... {Takes off necklace, passes it to HC} Break this for me.

HELL CERBERUS: Okay, I guess. {crushes the necklace}

{Chaos energy comes out of the emerald shard when breaked. The energy goes into Gilligan. He transforms into Super Gilligan}

HELL CERBERUS: ...What.

GILLIGAN: What? Didn't I tell you I could do this?

HELL CERBERUS: No, I don't believe so.

GILLIGAN: Didn't I tell you in episode 78? ...Wait, there hasn't been an episode 78 yet, has there?

HELL CERBERUS: ...This is episode 9. Of course there hasn't. Now let's fight already.

GILLIGAN: Okay. IMA FIRIN MAH FIST!!! {Shoots fist at Damien}

HELL CERBERUS: WIBBLITTY! {spins around, slices Damien's arm off}

DAMIEN: GAH!!! {Hit by rocket fist. Arm reforms. Breathes fire.}

HELL CERBERUS: ACK!! {warps up a fire extinguisher, pauses, hits Damien in the head with it}

DAMIEN: You fools are getting too much for me... NOW IS THE TIME YOU DIE!!! {Transforms into a full black giant demon with glowing red eyes. Roars}

GILLIGAN: Oh... gad. Theres only one way to handle this guy... {Whispers something to Tracy} Its the only way.

HELL CERBERUS: ...Okay. I guess so. You ready?

GILLIGAN: Yep. {Close up} Lets do this...

HELL CERBERUS: RIGHT!

{camera zooms out. HC and Gilligan disintegrate, and then reform as Gillacy, a fusion of Gilligan and Tracy. Gillacy has super Gilligan's body but orange, with Tracy's head and Gilligan's hair. When Gilligan is talking, his eyes turn blue. When Tracy is talking, his eyes turn red}

DAMIEN: ...WHAT.

GILLACY: {Eyes turn blue} Wow, that transformation was kind of trippy. We gotta do that again!!! {eyes turn red} I know. I liked the part when we had to slap floating skulls with rubber chickens.

DAMIEN: ...Okay, this is just too confusing.

GILLACY: {Eyes turn blue} We fused! Don't you watch anime? NERD. {eyes turn red} ...Why would you be a nerd if you DON'T watch anime? {Eyes turn blue} Because...um... shut up, thats why! {eyes turn red} ...We're DOING it agai-Wait a bleeding minute. SkullB says this is a chatroom between our writers, but it's just conversation between THE TWO MAIN CHARACTERS. {Eyes turn blue} Hey, you're right! That... bread!

DAMIEN: Can we just go ahead and fight already?

GILLACY: Okay! TIME FOR A HIGH BUDGET ACTION SEQUENCE!!! {eyes turn red} A-ha-haiii!

DAMIEN: Alright! Finally!

{Connor and Keith walk in}

CONNOR: Well, actually... we couldn't afford that. Too high budget. Instead, you guys are just going to have to play brawl.

GILLACY:{eyes turn purple, to show that both Gilligan and Tracy are talking at the same time} WHAAAAAA-

DAMIEN:{simultaneously} OH, FOR THE LOVE OF-

KEITH: MY NAME'S KEITH, DAMMIT! NOT KIETH! KEITH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! {pills out a sword, starts attacking everyone}

GILLACY: {Eyes still purple} GET HIM OFF!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!

CONNOR: Ummmm.... {Points somewhere} LOOK, KIRBY!!!

KEITH:{stops} WHERE?!!!

GILLACY:{eyes turn red}{simultaneously} WHERE?!!!

CONNOR: {Knocks out Keith. Kirby runs in, eats him, and walks off.} Now... LET THE BRAWL BEGIN!!!

{Summons a wii and a couch}

GILLACY: {Eyes turn blue} How did you...?

CONNOR: According to sprite comics, authors can do anything!

DAMIEN: ..Whatever. {sits down on the couch}

GILLACY: {Sits down}

{Intro to Brawl plays on TV}

GILLACY: {Eyes turn blue} God, this song is so awesome! {eyes turn red} Audi famam illius!

DAMIEN: ...Can we just skip this?

GILLACY: {Eyes turn blue} Hell to the no!

DAMIEN: ... {sighs}

{After the intro...}

DAMIEN: Okay, let's battle. I'll play as Ness.

GILLACY:{eyes turn red} YOU PLAY AS NESS? {laughs} {Eyes turn blue} HAHA! While you're playing as stupid Ness, we're gonna play as Meta Knight! {eyes turn red} Actually, I was planning on playing as Luigi with his Waluigi alternate color. {Eyes turn blue} But Meta Knight is way cooler! {eyes turn red} Tell you what. We'll ave a team battle. We'll grow an extra set of arms so I can control Luigi. Damien can get one of his minions to help him. M'kay? {Eyes turn blue.} Sounds like a plan! {eyes turn red} Okay. Hold on... {grows two arms} There. Damien, go get a minion.

DAMIEN: {Sigh} Fine... {Pulls out a cell phone} Hey, Lucy? Its me, Damien. Send over Chernobog.

GILLACY: ...Why Cherno?

{Chernobog flies onto the scene.}

CHERNOBOG: You called, sir?

DAMIEN: I have a mission for you, Chernobog...

CHERNOBOG: Hm? A mission? I can do it!

DAMIEN: I want you..... to..... help me play brawl!

CHERNOBOG: ... You want me to beat them up or something? Because I can do that!

DAMIEN: Here! {Gives Chernobog a wii remote and nunchuck}

GILLACY: ...Just choose a fighter.

CHERNOBOG: ... That princess looks like she'd be good!

{Chernobog picks Princess Peach.}

CHERNOBOG: This game is awesome!

GILLACY: ...Lets just play.

{Cut to the game}

CHERNOBOG: Awesome! I'm doing great!

DAMIEN: Stop- stop pressing side and B over and over! That's not fair!

GILLACY: ...SCREW YOU.

{Meta Knight slashes Peach. Peach somehow makes a graceful reentry into the field.}

CHERNOBOG: Wow, she can float? I must be awesome at this game!

{Chernobog continues using Peach's side B move.}

GILLACY:{eyes turn red} WEEEGEEEE!!!!

{Luigi runs after and breaks a smash ball. He then does his final smash and starts beating the crap out of everyone. Peach somehow avoids it all.}

CHERNOBOG: Heh, you missed.

{Meta Knight uses his side B on Peach. Peach floats back onto the stage.}

DAMIEN: Okay, seriously? Now I wish that Friendly Fire was on.

CHERNOBOG: Hey! I'm new to this, okay?

{Luigi picks up a bat and does a smash attack with it, knocking Peach offstage. Peach, miraculously, floats back on-}

DAMIEN: Okay, that's it. I vote we do something other than play a goddamn VIDEO GAME to decide the fate of humanity.

GILLACY: Okay, but FIRST; {sticks Wiimote in Cherno's eye}

CHERNOBOG: Does this mean I can keep it-

{Damien sets Chernobog on fire. Chernobog runs around blindly until falling off a nearby cliff.}

CHERNOBOG: I've died befooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

GILLACY: THANK YOU. {eyes turn blue} ...Aw, screw this!

{INSERT ACTIONY FIGHT SEQUENCE HERE}

{Tracy and Gilligan are un-fused and Damien is defeated}

TRACY: THAT WAS AN AWESOME BATTLE! MY FAVORITE PART WAS WITH ALL THE NUDE GIRLS!

GILLIGAN:TOTALLY!!!

DAMIEN: Guh... arg... I-I'll get you two for this....

TRACY: Shut up! {Roundhouse kicks Damien off the nearby cliff}

GILLIGAN: Well, we saved the world! Now how do we get out of here? ...Wait, can't we just warp?

TRACY: ... Right. Whatever. {warps off}

GILLIGAN: {Warps away}

{Cut to Gilligan's house. Tracy and Gilligan are outside}

GILLIGAN: Well that was a short episod- whats this? {Reaches into mailbox.} OH, AWESOME!!! MY "The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzimiya" DVD BOXSET CAME!!!

TRACY: WELL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO INSIDE SO WE CAN WATCH IT!

{Cut: Inside. Tracy and Gilligan are watching the first episode}

HARUHI:{from television} I thought you'd be more excited!

KYON:{from television} I am, but we're in the middle of class.

GILLIGAN: {Laughs} Oh, Haruhi! What will you do next?

TRACY: Hehe. Yeah...

{cut to half an hour later. now they are watching the second episode}

COMPUTER CLUB PRESIDENT: {From television} B-but wait! All the club members here are witnesses!

COMPUTER CLUB MEMBER: {From television} Yeah! We're witnesses! You can't do that!

HARUHI: {From television} Then I'll tell everybody you geeks ganged up on her and {bleep}ed her!

ALL COMPUTER CLUB MEMBERS: {From television} {Screams}

TRACY: Strange. This ISN'T the funniest line in the show.

GILLIGAN: W-what are you talking about!? Yeah it is!

TRACY: I'm not really sure what I'm talking about.

GILLIGAN: You better not be sure! THIS IS COMEDIC GOLD

TRACY: ...Whatever.

GILLIGAN: Say, have you ever questioned Kyon's sanity? I mean, he walks around with this inner monologue in his head all the time!

TRACY: ...Sanity? What's wrong with being insane?

BADSTAR: ...AWKWARD. Anyway, we should end this episode right... about... NOW!

TRACY: Wait, lemme say one more thing! {inhales} WIBB-

IT'S OVER!!!