Gilligan 'n' Tracy/Ep8.

ANNOYING NARRATOR: LAST TIME WE LEFT OUR HEROES, THEY WERE BATTLING THE EVIL DAMIEN! BUT... GILLIGAN'S LIFE WAS TAKEN! TRACY TRANSFORMED AND THEY LOCKED IN BATTLE!!! NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPE-

{Cuts to Gilligan and Tracy in a costume shop}

ANNOYING NARRATOR: ...WAIT, WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

TRACY: Halloween special. We like to piss off our viewers.

ANNOYING NARRATOR: YOU GUYS SUCK.

TRACY: And you sound like Rod Serling on crack!

{Cut to Dressing room. Tracy is in the outside the door..}

GILLIGAN: {Offscreen} Okay, hows this?

{Gilligan Walks onscreen dressed as Tails}

TRACY: Sweet. {runs offscreen, runs back in as Kirby} Okay, let's buy these costumes.

{Later...}

{Cut to Gilligan's house. The two are dressed up}

GILLIGAN: Well, what shall we do tonight?

TRACY: ...It's Halloween. What do you think? I would suggest going to the Malifact & Malifact Halloween party, then go trick or treating, eat candy until two in the morning, and then go egg and/or TP peoples houses. Forunately, the costume party lets former workers come in.

GILLIGAN: Sounds like a plan!

CONNOR (VOICE ONLY): Wait, aren't you guys a little to old to be trick or treating?

GILLIGAN: Aren't YOU a little to old to still be watching Sesame Street?

CONNOR (VOICE ONLY): Good point. Well, bye.

{The sound of footsteps can be heard. They get more quiet until they eventually dissapear.}

TRACY: ...Wh-Nevermind. Let's get going, m'kay?

GILLIGAN: Okay! I had my car re-designed for halloween, so let's take it.

TRACY: ...Okay. Say, was there anybody we were going to pick up? I can't quite remember... Ah, whatever. If we do, we'll probably see them at the party.

{Cut to Gilligan's ferrari. It has been redesigned to look like the batmobile.}

GILLIGAN: TA-DA!

TRACY: ...You ride that, I'll ride this- {summons a warp star} -warp star.

GILLGAN: Okay then.

{Cut to the Malifact And Malifact building. Gilligan and Tracy arrive}

TRACY: Alright! We're here!

GILLIGAN: Let's go Tracy! Or shall I say... Kirby?

TRACY:{amused} Okay, Tails.

{Raiku is there}

RAIKU: Sup. I know that I don't work here but what the hell!

TRACY: Hi, Raiku. ...Wait, who are you dressed up as?

RAIKU: Sylar from Heroes.

GILLIGAN: But on the talk page it say's-

RAIKU: I changed.

TRACY: ...Right, whatever. Let's just go in.

CHAOS: Not so fast!

{Chaos appears in a puff of black smoke dressed as a dark knight.}

CHAOS: You, Gilligan, still need to take your retirement fund money!

GILLIGAN: I get paid for quitting? Awesome.

CHAOS: The contract said you'd get a $100,000 for a leave of absence.

RAIKU: Lets trick or treat alre-

GILLIGAN: Shut up, Raiku.

RAIKU: I will give you 200,000 dollars!

TRACY: ...No. Besides, we're staying here until nine. THEN we trick or treat all over town, go back to Gilligan's place, eat candy until 2 in the morning, and then finally we go egg and TP people's houses. ...Hmm. Where's Kirbychu and Dot? They're supposed to be here, too.

GILLIGAN: I don't know. Anyway, I'm gonna go "Get some punch" {Winks and pulls out a bottle of liqour. Runs off. Cut to Gilligan pouring it into a punch bowl.} Ah, spiking punch! My favorite pastime!

TRACY: Hey, Chaos, can I sell some fake pot? When you light it it emits a gas which smells like manure. ...I'll take that as a yes. {smiles evilly}

GILLIGAN: {Walks back, drunk} {Hic} Hey, man... I forgot I spiked the punch and drank some... OOPSIE! {Bursts into laughter}

DOT: {walks in, wearing a marissa costume} Hello!

GILLIGAN: {Falls down} {5 minute pause} ...HAHA! I FELL DOWN!!!

TRACY: ...How much booze did you put in the punch?!

GILLIGAN: {Starts counting fingers.} Letsa see her... 1... 2... 10...eleventy billion.... 3 whole bottles.

TRACY: ...Okay, bottles of WHAT, though?

GILLIGAN: Rummmmm..... it's the drink of pirates..... ..............WHEEEEEEEEEEE

TRACY: ...Huh. {takes a sip of the punch} ...Meh. Good thing I brought my own booze. {pulls out a bottle of vodka, drinks}

{Kirbychu walks in, dressed as Luigi.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Sorry I was late, Kirby made me drop him off at a party downtown before I came.

TRACY: Nobody like WEEGEE!

RAIKU: Guys, its past nine! It is time to go trick or treating.

TRACY: Okay! {smacks Gilligan} Hey, Gilligan! Go get Dot and Chaos.

DOT: {lowers eyelids} I've been standing here, you know.

TRACY: ...Oh. Um... In that case, Gilligan, go fetch Chaos.

DOT: {holding a fishing rod} Aw... {throws the fishing pole away.}

{the fishing rod lands in Chaos' eye}

TRACY: ...Ouch. Well, we're all here. Let's get going.

GILLIGAN: YaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAaAaAaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyYyyyyyyyYYYYYYyy........

{cut to a house}

RAIKU: Lets go in!

GILLIGAN: Isn't that house invasion? And can't you go to Jail for house invasion?

RAIKU: I meant trick or treat!

DOT: We haven't even opened the door yet.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Guys, this is my house.

DOT: Oh. Thats good. {puts the entire bowl of candy and trinkets in her bag, tosses the bowl at kirbychu}

TRACY: ...Let's just go to the next house.

{cut to another house. Tracy rings the doorbell}

ZORAX: {opens the door} What are you doing here?

TRACY: TRICK OR TREAT.

RAIKU: CANDY.

ZORAX: It's late january. Don't you notice the snow?

TRACY: ...No it's not. NOW GIVE US CANDY.

RAIKU: BEFORE ME AND TRACY KILL YOU.

ZORAX: Um, I have no candy. I have these, though! {holds a box of water guns. many, many kinds of water guns. the box their in is labled "yvonne's toys." dot grabs a giant one}

DOT: Win!

TRACY:{grabs a water gun} Ookay.

RAIKU: {Grabs them all} Thank you.

GILLIGAN: Hey! I wanted one of those! {Attempts to take one from Raiku}

RAIKU: {hands him one} I got them for all of us.

TRACY: Alright. Next house.

{cut to another house. Tracy rings the doorbell. Zippy(as a snowman) answers the door}

EVERYONE: TRICK OR TREAT!

TRACY: Now give us some candy!

ZIPPY: Uh... what? Candy?

{Pause.}

ZIPPY: Oh, yeah! I need to give these obviously sugar-starved... children? ... some candy! Hold on, kiddies!

{Zippy runs inside. Seconds later, he returns with a handful of candy.}

ZIPPY: Candy for all of you! {to Kirbychu} Except for Luigi. You get a rock.

{Zippy gives candy to the others. He gives Kirbychu a rock.}

ZIPPY: Bye, you... lovable? ... scamps!

{Zippy slams the door.}

DOT: Thank you, frosty!

{Kirbychu busts a hole in the door and jumps in. Punches are heard, and a few seconds later, Kirbychu comes back out with the bowl of candy in his mouth. He also is purple colored.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: ...Carrying on...

{cuts to another house. dot s banging her head on the door}

DOT: WE WANT CANDY!

RAIKU: GIVE US CANDY BEFORE ME AND TRACY KEEL YOU

{The door opens to reveal Badstar}

DOT: {holds up her bag} Trick or treat!

BADSTAR: OH MY GOD A NINJA!!! {Runs away screaming}

RAIKU: WAIT! WE WANT CANDY! GILLIGAN IS HERE!

TRACY: ...Gilligan, your dad is stupid.

GILLIGAN:: Hey! I find that offensive! His blood is flows through my veins!

TRACY:' Yeah, whatever.

DOT: I thought I made a costume change before we left.

TRACY: ...No, no we didn't. Now, just get some candy from that bowl he dropped.

{everyone grabs some candy. cut to the next house}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {Cut to Kirbychu, who is still at Badstar's} There's a bowl on the floor. I'll just go in and get candy for us.{walks in} Huh, a wallet? You don't see that in a candy bowl very often. I wonder whose it is? Oh well, finders keepers! {gets candy and leaves} WAIT FOR ME!

IM A BELL:{opens door} WHAT THE {BLEEP} DO YOU WANT?!

RAIKU: WE WANT CANDY!

DOT: Geez, guys be kind. {holds up a loaded bazooka} GIVE US TREATS OR ELSE!

IM A BELL: Um... {holds up numerous pot joints} Will pot suffice?

TRACY: It will for me. {grabs three joints}

RAIKU: Yay pot! {Grabs all the joints for him, Gilligan, and Tracy}

DOT: {holds the trigger to the point just before where it would fire} Try again.

GILLIGAN: Yay! Now I can be drunk AND stoned!

IM A BELL: ...How about poison candy?

DOT: {sing songy} I heard that!

IM A BELL: ...Hold on. I'll go sort through my OWN stash of Halloween candy. {runs off, runs back in with chocolate bars, a chocolate rabbit, a chocolate-filled pumpkin(do they make those?), and some hentai manga} Will this do?

RAIKU: I will take that! {Grabs the Hentai manga}

DOT: {takes some paper and the pumpkin} Yum yum! {eats the manga}

IM A BELL: Dot, you are a stupid little git.

DOT: {muffled} How?

RAIKU: Eating the manga. {Starts to read his}

DOT: What does git mean?

RAIKU: Idiot.

DOT: Say what you want, mister d minus average!

IM A BELL: You have to admit, it would be a little creepy for her to read, you know, since it's hentai.

TRACY: Don't forget the fact that she'd have to spend the rest of the night with a guy who's dad reads it.

IM A BELL: ...You read hentai, too.

TRACY: So?

RAIKU: She ate hers.

DOT: Yum! {shoves her head into the pumpkin. dot begins tuging on it} Can someone get this offa ma?

TRACY: ...Hey, Dot, guess what. You were just eating porn!

DOT: It's better than seeing it. Also, that wasn't the manga. I think I took a birth certificate.

TRACY: Meh. It was only mine.

DOT: Anyways, does anyone have anything they could use to get this off?

GILLIGAN: I have the perfect thing! {Pulls out grenade launcher}

DOT: And I don't want my head blown up.

GILLIGAN: Awwww...

DOT: Can you even name one time someone wanted their head blown up?

TRACY: I can name fifty. {wellfaces, karate chops the pumpkin, it breaks in half}

DOT: {catches both halves} Thanks! {puts the halves into her trick-or-treating bag}

TRACY: Alright, let's get to the next house.

{cut to the next house}

DOT: {throwing bigger and bigger rocks at the door} Open the door already!

{Zoo977 opens the door}

ZOO977: Weren't you just here?

ZORAX: {not seen} I believe so!

TRACY: Oh. Um... Right, whatever.

{cut to another house}

ZORAX: {still not seen} I wonder who's in this house...

DOT: Okay, please stop narrirating!

ZORAX: You can't do anything about it!

TRACY: Don't be so sure!

{Tracy snaps his fingers. A flushing sound is heard}

DOT: {holds up a scorecard with a ten written on it.} Perfect!

{A woman opens the door. her glasses are broken. She has a giant bowl of jerky}

LADY: Here's some dog food. I need to go get the trick ot treaters. {puts the bowl down, walks off}

DOT: Erm... jerky?

TRACY: ...I think I remember her. Me and my dad scared the {bleep} out of her a month or two ago.

{tumbling is heard}

DOT: I don't think it would be that hard, if she thinks her basement stairs are trick or treaters. {begins putting jerky into her bag}

TRACY: No, what I'm saying is that we caused that. {grabs some jerky}

DOT: Does that describe {the screen angle changes. it shows a giant hole in the cieling, along with most of the furniture charred} that?

TRACY: ...Gee, ya THINK?

{cut to the next house}

DOT: I think this is the house where I always take albino because they give out peanuts.

KYUBII: {Answers the door. His fur is faded and his tails haved grown a little longer}

DOT: Are there peanuts again this year?

KYUBII: Yep. Peanuts. Just like we give out. Every. Freaking. Year. EVERY FREAKIN-

SHIELA {Offscreen} Oh, quiet. They're healthy!

DOT: If you hate peanuts, you haven't seen how albino reacts to them. He swells up, in a funny red and poofy way!

TRACY: Kyubii, it's strange. I haven't seen you in ages, and you live right down the street from me. What's up with that?

KYUBII: Well, I've been busy with the marriage life. And taking care of my son... Yes, I had a kid. Don't ask how. Just don't.

DOT: Is he that little yellow dog rat think that xaviar keeps trying to murder, and wendy keeps stopping him from murdering?

KYUBII: Errr... no. He has pale green fur, 6 tails, and... leaf... hair.

TRACY: ...Van Leafeon? No, wait, he has one tail...

DOT: Oh. Thats good.

FORREST: {Passes by} He's talking about me dumbasses! {Walks offscreen}

DOT: Wait! {picks up a sharpie marker, runs offscreen. runs back in a bit later} Do you mind if your son has a clown face?

KYUBII: ...Yeah. Yeah I do.

DOT: Ok! {runs offscreen, returns in a bit} What about a pirate face?

KYUBII: Heh. Thats actually pretty damn funny.

FORREST: {Offscreen} DAMNIT, DAD!

DOT: Just let me wash off the clown part. {walks offscreen. returns in a second with a groty old sponge} What about if his face is covered in black ink?

KYUBII: Um... who are you, the devil's child or somethin'?

DOT: I'm homeschool winners daughter, why?

TRACY: Actually, that's pretty much me, if you replace "devil" with "immortal, sado-masochistic, cosmic horror with a heart of black".

KYUBII: {Eyes narrow down to slits} Winner... WINNER... WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOT: Yes, we all know he's my father.

KYUBII: WIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

DOT: {annoyed} You can stop now.

TRACY: ...I express a desire to stuff Kyubii in an oven and then roast him alive, whilst I get Ian Anderson to play ill-fitting music on his flute.

FORREST: {Appears, with a pirate face, glaring at Tracy} ...I'm not hangin' out with you anymore.

TRACY: ...I don't know you.

DOT: {takes out the sharpie. doodles over forrest's entire face} There!

FORREST: {Wipes off sharpie} Yes. You do... Me, you, and Gilligan hang out all the time.

DOT: {pushes the sharpie down on forrests head. the ink forms into a little mountain, which dries} Oops.

FORREST: WILL YOU CUT IT OUT!?!? {Wipes off forehead}

DOT: But its fun!

{a little kid runs by, screaming. zoo is chasing the kid with a sharpie}

ZOO977: Just let me finish my grocery list!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {throws the rock from earlier at Zoo} Stop scaring the children!!

ZOO977: {catches the rock} No thanks! {tosses the rock back, chases the kid offscreen}

DOT: {takes out another sharpie, draws the pirate face back on} Anyways, how long have we spent at this house?

TRACY: Dunno. I suggest we leave. I'm getting a little creeped out by this guy who I apparently am best friends with. {looks towards screen} CONNOR, DON'T ADD MAIN CHARACTERS WITHOUT THE GUY WHO WRITE FOR ME'S PERMISSION.

CONNOR: {Voice only} Sorry!

DOT: Ok! {the group leaves. after a second, dot runs back on, doodles a pirate clown face onto forrest, and runs offscreen}

{cut to the next house.}

DOT: {in a weirdly toned voice} This is the pizza delivery person!

TRACY: ...Shut up, you.

{Ryan Bluefox(as Ryu) opens the door}

RYAN: HADOKEN! {Nearly fries Dot with a hadoken, but misses} Oh...hi.

TRACY: Trick or treat.

RYAN: You didn't egg my house...did you? Anyway, here you go. Some nice assortments of Crunch Bars, Rice Krispies, Hersheys, and the like, oh, and your free copies of Husk. {Hands them each a game case and candy}

TRACY: No, but we WERE planning on egging pretty much every house EXCEPT yours. You can join us if you want.

RYAN: Can Husk come along? Ya' know, the guy from the game?

TRACY: ...Sure, why not. He can carry the eggs.

DOT: Why were you about to fry me?

{Husk walks in dressed as an Argonian from Elder Scrolls}

HUSK: He gets WAY too into Halloween. Now...{Argonian voice} Are we ready?

TRACY: We're still trick or treating. We'll pick you up around 11. From then till 2 we'll be eating candy, and after that, we egg and TP houses.

HUSK: {Still Argonian voice} We could come, too!

TRACY: Um... Okay.

DOT: {kicks husk. his head and torso go to the side a bit} Please sto- {surprised} Is that normal?

HUSK: {Argonian voice} Yes it... {Normal voice} Ahem. Yes it is.

DOT: {confused} Ok?

TRACY: He must have bought one of those personality-changing costumes. It warps your personality to include traits of the person you are dressed up as. Poyo.

HUSK: Nah, I can just do a kick-ass Argonian voice.

DOT: Who?

TRACY: Uhh... {pulls out a glowing script labeled "G&T Ep. 8 Script", flips a few pages} Apparently someone from Elder Scrolls.

GILLIGAN: Lack of more candy is making me combust from the insides.

TRACY: Right. Let's get going.

{The group goes on to Badstar's mansion}

GILLIGAN: Hey, I remember this place! I grew up here!

TRACY: Cool. {rings doorbell} Hey, wait, I thought we already WENT to Badstar's house...

GILLIGAN: Well, we did. But he moved out of months ago, when I moved out.

TRACY: So, who lives here NOW?

GILLIGAN: I think dad's friend, Edward.

{Edward opens the door}

EDWARD: Why hello there, young chaps! {Gives everybody apples}

DOT: {suddenly grows fangs, foams at the mouth} {demonic} GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD OR ELSE!

TRACY: ...Oh God, it's a Skullbuggy.

EDWARD: Alright, then. {Gives Dot bubblegum toothpaste} Happy Halloween! Ta-ta! {Closes door}

DOT: {returns to normal} I love doing that.

EPISODE CANCELLED