Gilligan 'n' Tracy/Ep4.

{The episode starts off at Gilligan's house. Gilligan is on the couch with Tracy.}

GILLIGAN: Hey Tracy?

TRACY: What is it, Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: Have you ever thought about... the past? Y'know, the past of our friendship?

TRACY: No. Why?

GILLIGAN: Well... I was just thinking about the day we met... and how we became friends...

TRACY: Huh. ...How'd that happen anyway?

GILLIGAN: Well... it all began when I was three... it was my first day at preschool...

{A flashback begins. A three old Gilligan is getting picked on by a bunch of kids.}

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} I was always made fun of and tormented by the other kids just because I was a catboy... I was miserable. Then a week later... you came.

{The next day in preschool...}

TEACHER: Attention boys and girls! We have a new student! Everybody, meet Tracy Bellstrom!

{A three year old Tracy walks in.}

TRACY: Hi! Nice to meet you all!

GILLIGAN: {Thinking} Oh no... I've gotta stay away from him... he'll just make fun of me like everyone else...

{Later at recess...}

GILLIGAN: {Getting made fun by a bunch of kids.} {Sighs sadly.}

TRACY: Bullies. I HATE bullies. I better stop them. It'll also give me some fighting practice. {runs up to the bullies and starts beating them up one by one}

GILLIGAN: {Staring at Tracy fighting the bullies.} {Thinking} He's... helping me?

{the bullies who haven't been beaten up run off}

TRACY: Hey, you okay?

GILLIGAN: Y-yeah...

TRACY: Good. ...Well, see ya later. {walks off}

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} After that day, things had changed. We hung out a lot after that day. I stopped getting picked on too. For once in my life, I felt like I had a true friend.

TRACY:{voiceover} Good for you.

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} Then came kindergarden...

{Two years later...}

{A five year old Gilligan and Tracy walk into the building of an elementary school}

TRACY: Kindergarten? This oughta be fun. Right, Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: {Hiding behind a trash can.}

TRACY: Aw, c'mon! What's wrong, Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: I don't wanna go to kindergarden... everybody will make fun of me.

TRACY: I'll beat them up before they even get a chance.

GILLIGAN: O-okay... {Gets out from behind the trash can.}

TRACY: Good. Now, let's get to class.

GILLIGAN: {Walks to the door to kindergarden with Tracy.} Um... you go first...

TRACY: Okay. {opens door, walks in}

GILLIGAN: {Slowly walks in.}

TRACY:{closes door behind Gilligan}

TEACHER: Oh, here are two more students! Why don't you two introduce yourselves to the rest of the class?

TRACY: Okay. Hi, I'm Tracy Cerberus Bellstrom. I usually can control my anger,but if you pick on my friends, {demonic voice} I SUGGEST YOU RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN BEFORE I FIND YOU.

GILLIGAN: {Quietly} My names Gilligan Strunner....

A STUDENT: HAHA! YOU'RE A CATBOY!

TRACY:{eyes glow red. He stares angrily at the student}

THE STUDENT: Eep. {hides under desk}

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} Y'know, you were pretty scary for a 5 year old boy.

TRACY:{voiceover} I wouldn't doubt it.

{The next day...}

{5 year Gilligan and Tracy are near a cliff.}

GILLIGAN: Tracy, I took you here to show you something really cool I learned! I can fly!

TRACY: Really? Can you show me?

GILLIGAN: Sure! Watch! {Jumps off cliff.}

{10 second pause.}

TRACY: ...Are you flying yet?

{Another 10 second pause}

TRACY: ...I'll take that as a no. {jumps off cliff, flies down to the ground, and catches Gilligan right before he hits the bottom} Wow. That's a high cliff.

GILLIGAN: Well, lets go. {Uses his tail to fly to the top} HEY! I DID IT!!!

TRACY: Good for you, Gilligan! {floats upward}

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} And thats the day I learned how to fly!

OFFSCREEN BULLY: HAHA! FREAKISH TAIL!

TRACY:{angered. pan out to show the bully is laughing at a five year old Tails} ...Oh.

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} Hey, remember that time you taught me how to fight?

{One day...}

GILLIGAN: You're gonna teach me how to WHAT?

TRACY: I'm going to teach you how to fight. Look, it's possible that when we grow up, we will go our separate ways. And in today's world, it's not safe to be a pacifistic catman. {notices what looks like a member of the KKK, but his clothes have pictures of cat people behind a red x} ...Hold on. {runs to the person, beats him up, runs back} Sorry. Anyways, I'll need to teach you how to hold your own in a fight.

GILLIGAN: Um... okay.....

TRACY: Hmm... Good thing you inherited your father's boxing glove hands. They should protect your hand bones from breaking, if they ever need to be used very roughly. Now then. Punch me in the face. As hard as you can.

GILLIGAN: {Takes a deep breath. Does what Tracy told him to do. Eyes widen.} OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRACY: Er, sorry about that. {notices head/bell cracking} Ooh. Good. You actually managed to shatter my head. You won't even need HALF of that power to hurt someone. Now, when fighting, there are three things you need besides raw power. 1. Stamina. If you get scared or distracted, you'll likely lose the fight. And a few teeth. Make sure you pay attention and block your face using the hand you aren't punching with. 2. Logic. Most fighters are dimwitted and only use brute force. But, the smart thing to do is also deduce how and where to fight. This will give you an upper hand. 3. Good aim. Most fighters just attack insanely. But, there are three places that will do the most damage. The jaw, the stomach, and the nuts.

GILLIGAN: Okay. So, what do I do now?

TRACY: Well, you can try what I've taught you so far on this bully I just captured. {gestures toward a bully taped to a board stuck in the ground} If you make him either cry, wet himself, or both, I've taught you all you need to know. If you reduce him to a human-flavored puddle, you are fighting at my level of power.

GILLIGAN: Okay! {Rips the tape off of the bully. Kicks him in the nuts. Pulls him up and punches him in the face. Whips the bully with his tail. Tail wraps around the bully's leg and tosses him in the air. Gilligan flies up to the bully and starts beating him up while in the air. Kicks the downwards as hard as he can. The bully actually explodes when he hits the ground}

TRACY:{stunned} ...Wow.

GILLIGAN: {Falls. Lands on both feet. Also stunned.} I-I think that was actually ABOVE your level of power!!!!!!

TRACY: No not above, but it's just BARELY lower than mine. I can do this. {grabs another captured bully, punches him in the stomach, with causes him to explode into a flash of light}

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} And then there was the time we first went to middle school...

TRACY: Hmm. Middle school. Ya think this'll be cool, Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: I guess...

TRACY: You say that about every school year.

GILLIGAN: Yes. Yes I do.

TRACY: Anyway, look. I'm SURE this year won't be as bad as the last one, when the teacher was Anti-Catboy. {opens door to the classroom. The teacher is a catboy} See? Nothing to worry about. He doesn't look blind or southern. {OOC: Chappelle's Show reference}

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} At first, I was assured everything would be okay! But I was wrong. Later, something bad happened. That something bad actually almost destroyed our friendship!

{Later...}

GILLIGAN: {Outside of the school, hanging on a tree branch by his shoelaces.} I can't believe those bullies did this to me! TRACY!!! HELP!!!!

{A half hour later...}

GILLIGAN: ...Tracy? Where are you!? TRACY!!!!!

{cut to Tracy. He's being held up by the neck by Im a bell}

TRACY: DAD!!! LET ME GO! I NEED TO SAVE MY FRIEND!

IM A BELL: No, I'm not gonna let you! You're too weak!

TRACY: What are you talking about?! I don't need fighting skills to get him out of a tree!

IM A BELL: If that's all that's wrong with your friend, why doesn't he save himself?

TRACY: Plot reasons.

{Later that night...}

GILLIGAN: T-Tracy? COME HELP ME!!! I CAN HEAR THE WOLVES COMING!!!!!!

{cut back to Tracy}

TRACY: DAD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ME GO!

IM A BELL: Make me!

TRACY: Okay, then. I WILL! {punches Im a bell in the stomach, causing him to let go. Tracy, backflips, and then blasts a ball of energy into Bell, temporarily stunning him. Tracy runs off}

{Meanwhile...}

{Gilligan is on the ground bruised and bleeding. Wolves scamper away.}

TRACY:{runs in} OH MY GOD! GILLIGAN! {picks Gilligan up, runs off} Here. Let's get you to somewhere safe.

GILLIGAN: LET GO OF ME!!! {Squirms out of Tracy's arms and falls to the ground.} OW!!! That hurt! Anyway, I'm not talking to you anymore!

TRACY: WHAT? C'mon! I'm sorry!

GILLIGAN: Sorry isn't good enough, senior let your friend get beat up by wolves!

TRACY: I didn't mean to! I was captured by my dad, and I had to beat him up to-WHY didn't I do that EARLIER?! Jeez, you're right. I AM a horrible friend. See ya, I guess. {walks off}

TRACY:{voiceover} Y'know, I WAS gonna commit suicide then, but then I remembered I was immortal.

{The next day...}

TRACY:{voiceover} Oh, by the way, did you know this was how I got some of my reality-bending powers? Er, superhuman strength and flight are common traits among the Bellstrom family, and not reality-bending powers.

TRACY:{walks up to Bell} Dad, can you give me some reality-bending powers?

IM A BELL: No.

TRACY: Why not?

IM A BELL: I hate you. You killed my wife and I hate you for it.

TRACY: How did I kill my mother?

IM A BELL: She died at childbirth. ... {sighs} Look, I'll give you teleporting powers if you leave and never come back.

TRACY: Deal.

IM A BELL:{blasts Tracy with energy} Keep in mind, anyone who teleports via reality-bending powers consciously will go insane.

{cut to Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: {Sad sigh}

{Tracy warps in foaming at the mouth and screeching like a howler monkey}

TRACY: GET IT OUT! GET THE PAIN OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!! {starts bashing head against a tree, runs off}

GILLIGAN: ...O_o

TRACY:{voiceover} That wasn't the first time you had seen my insanity. But, we can't show it on television, because it involves a giant mecha made of chickens, and an army of naked fat kids.

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} Television? What are you talking about?

TRACY:{voiceover} This show's broadcast in Wi-Oh right. Um... Ignore what I just said.

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} Show? Seriously, what are you ta-

GILLIGAN:{staring at camera} What? Who's talking?

TRACY:{voiceover} And there goes the fourth wall.

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} Fourth wall? Why are talking like we're on a TV show?

TRACY:{voiceover} Er... {sound of two claps and then a tape rewinding} That wasn't the fist time you had seen my insanity. The FIRST time involved A giant mecha made of chickens and an army of naked fat kids.

GILLIGAN: That was weird...

TRACY:{runs back in, holding head, still screeching} AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! THE PAIN! THE PAAAAAIIIIN!!!! SOMEBODY KILL M-{stops} Oh. Nevermind. Must need to get used to the cosmic horror. Hey, Gilligan. {walks off}

TRACY:{voiceover} Say, how DID we become friends again?

GILLIGAN: {Voiceover} I think it was that time you saved me from those bullies.

TRACY:{voiceover} No, no, no. I meant after all this happened.

GILLIGAN:{Voiceover} ...Huh?

TRACY:{voiceover}{sighs} After you got angry at me for letting you get attacked by wolves, how did we become friends again?

GILLIGAN:{Voiceover} Hmmm... I think you saved my life or something.

TRACY:{voiceover} Actually, now that I think about it, you never forgave me. We just sorta forgot about it after a while.

GILLIGAN:{Voiceover} Oh. Hey, I just remembered something else!

TRACY:{voiceover} What?

GILLIGAN:{Voiceover} That time I stood up to your dad for hating you so much! That was also one of the biggest fights of my life...

{cut to Bell talking to Gilligan}

IM A BELL:{to Gilligan} Ah, you must be my horrible son's friend. Well, any friend of Tracy's is an ENEMY OF MINE! {charges a hadoken} Hado... KEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!! {fires at Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: {Jumps out of the way} IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY!?!?

IM A BELL: No, not really, BUT I JUST LIKE KILLIN' THANGS! {cackles, blasts a couple of balls of energy at Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: {Runs away screaming.} {Thinking} ...NO! I have to fight! {Stops running. Turns around. Speaking.} This is for Tracy! {Runs towards Bell dodging every blast of energy. Jumps up in the air and kicks him in the head as hard as he can.}

IM A BELL:{forehead starts to crack} YOU CRACKED MY BELL! YOU WERE ACTUALLY ABLE TO CRACK MY BELL! Well then. I guess I underestimated you. But only a little bit. {the bell shatters, revealing Bell's Davey Jones-like face. Bell starts swinging his tentacles at Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: {Latches his tail on one of Bell's tentacles. Swings Bell around in circles using his tail and throws Bell into as hard as he can.} Whew! That took a lot of strength!

{Bell crashes into a tree}

GILLIGAN: Where did that tree come from?

TRACY: I put it there. {pan up to show Tracy crouching atop a branch} And for the exact same reason it was used.

GILLIGAN: HAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOO.....KEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!! {Blasts Bell with a huge hadoken.}

IM A BELL: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! {disentegrates}

TRACY: ...Wow. Nice.

GILLIGAN: {In a CDI link voice} I WON!

TRACY: You know, I don't think even I could have done that.

GILLIGAN: You mean... that was above your power level!?

TRACY: Yes. {jumps down} Congratulations, Gilligan. {shakes Gilligan's hand} You were once the student. Now you are the master. See ya. {walks off}

{Cut back to current times.}

GILLIGAN: And I think thats all I can remember.

TRACY: Huh. One thing still bothers me, though. Where did I live? Your parents didn't let me stay at their house, and my dad never let me into his.

GILLIGAN: Well... {Another flashback begins.}

GILLIGAN: {In his bedroom. Looks out his window and looks down.} Okay Tracy, my mom and dad are asleep... you can come in now.

{Tracy's hands grasp the windowsill, and then he jumps into the room}

TRACY: Thanks, Gilligan.

{The current Tracy and Gilligan walk in.}

PRESENT GILLIGAN: And thats where you lived!

TRACY: And, who are you two?

PRESENT GILLIGAN: Ummm... we're hullicinations?

UNHOLY TRACY:{drops down from the ceiling} Yeah, sure.

PRESENT GILLIGAN: Hey, you're that guy! That guy who knows a lot about me!

PRESENT TRACY: Um... So, wait. I'm the only one who knows who this guy is?

UNHOLY TRACY: Huh?

PRESENT TRACY: I know all about the future. I know about how my father and stepmother die. I know about my life after they die. I know about theirs. I know EVERYTHING.

UNHOLY TRACY: ...Wow. You ARE freaky.

PRESENT GILLIGAN: Tell me, Tracy! Who is this guy!?

PRESENT TRACY: He's-

ITS OVER!!!

PRESENT GILLIGAN: {Offscreen} DAMNIT!!!