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Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/3

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Znex and Homestar don't exactly get along after algebra homework, Badstar gets run over by a Pit Lord, Blood Knight and Vindicator duel with blades, and the King of Town spams people, telling them to do barrel rolls and then getting eaten by the Zergling Mudkip.


{Znex is in Homestar's room, trying to do his homework.}

ZNEX: Mehehe... now to just get this final algebra problem and I'll be on my way to getting Homestar's fame!

{5 seconds later, Znex heads downstairs to Hoemstar's living room.}

ZNEX: Come out, come out wherever you are, Homestar!

{Homestar jumps on Znex, disguised as the Ask A Ninja guy}

HOMESTAR: I look fowawd to killing you soon!

{Cut to Badstar at an Old Navy mall. This music plays in the background: [1]}

BADSTAR: Strong Bad doesn't have any shirts! I must go get him some!

{Badstar walks towards the Old Navy, but gets run over by a Pit Lord}

PIT LORD: Aggh, what is it with these wiki people and trying to get Strong Bad shirts? I think Strong Bad's cooler without a shirt. Geez, fangirls, get a life!

{The Pit Lord charges offscreen. Cut to Blood Knight and Vindicator fighting with scythe and claymore.}

VINDICATOR: What is it with you guys? Aggh, you stupid World of WarCraft reference! Outta my domain!

{Vindicator chops Blood Knight in half. Blood Knight pops back}

BLOOD KNIGHT: That's the 27th time you've chopped me in half.

{Several Blood Knights are seen having been chopped in half. Bubs carries a wagon, and picks up a few corpses}

BUBS: Bring out your dead!

{Blood Knight and Vindicator look at Bubs rather peculiarly. After 2 seconds, they resume combat. Cut to King of Town in Thunder Bluff, where Cow Puncher is surrounded by several Bluffwatchers.}

KING OF TOWN: Do a barrel roll!

{King of Town runs offscreen. Cut to Znex and Homestar fighting each other. Homestar's still in the Ask a Ninja costume.}

HOMESTAR: King of Town tells a ninja...

{King of Town runs onscreen. He stops to see Znex and Homestar kicking each other's butts.}

KING OF TOWN: Do a barrel roll!

{King of Town runs offscreen. Cut to Shadow Scythe on his computer, using Macromedia Flash to make a Strong Bad email parody. King of Town runs offscreen.}

KING OF TOWN: Do a barrel roll!

{King of Town runs offscreen. Shadow Scythe makes a confused look on his face.}

SHADOW SCYTHE: What he say? Anyway, let's check our email.

{Shadow Scythe opens up a bronze screen and types: shadowscythe_email.exe.}

Dear Shadow Scythe,
How do you type with tentacles?

Artificial Chaos

{Shadow Scythe reads the email}

SHADOW SCYTHE: And this gets the DELETED award of 2007!

{Shadow Scythe deletes the email. Cut to Blood Knight and Vindicator, still fighting. King of Town rushes on by, stopping to watch the fight.}

KING OF TOWN: Do a barrel roll!

{King of Town rushes off, but comes to a dead end. Noxigar is behind him.}

NOXIGAR: Well, well, Mr. Vandal. Looks like you're about to be banned! Let my Zergling Mudkip show you justice. Nworb Enaj Yeslek!

{The Zergling Mudkip appears and eats the King of Town whole. Cut to Znex, who just watched it all.}

ZNEX: Can it get any dumber?

{Zeeky Boogy Doog appears}

ZBD: Zeeky Boogy Doog!

{Znex's head explodes. Cut to Sephiroth who is behind ZBD}

SEPHIROTH: Your head asplode!

{End episode.}

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... Just review it. Noxigar 17:52, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Whoa! This time I don't nearly become part of some tentacle Hentai! Cool! Lex 16:35, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
I wouldn't call it "hentai". The episode itself revolved around Shadow Scythe's tentacles attempting to choke people to death. Noxigar 16:59, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
I know that, but in the Anime community, Tentacles are associatied with Hentai. That's the joke. Lex 17:25, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Oh dear, really? >_< Noxigar 17:26, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Ja. I'm not gonna tell you the details about it though. Lex 17:28, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Good idea. Noxigar 17:29, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Hentai is well... can I say it? P- *is killed by raids of 13 year olds with bleeding ears* User:ApocalypX/sig 21:06, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Tentecles don't always have to be with that. I assume he has tentecle arms... H44WP 21:37, 9 October 2007 (UTC)