Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/11

Summary

Aruseus and Garzel get bored and try to do something to get themselves more screentime.

Transcript

{Aruseus is in his living room. Garzel enters the room.}

ARUSEUS: Hey, Garzel. Mind if we get pizza tonight?

GARZEL: Yeah, whatever gets us more screentime. I mean, these toons are short as it is.

ARUSEUS: The lengths actually vary.

GARZEL: Don't tell me how to run an episode, you!

ARUSEUS: Let's watch TLA, then subject Tom to numerous Pokexperiments under orders from Lucas Aura.

GARZEL: Uh... ok. Why Tom, though? Can't we get Foxx or Fang to be experimented?

ARUSEUS: Foxx is already demented, and Fang got demoted to filler character last time I checked.

GARZEL: Do you even have proof that Fang is a filler character?

ARUSEUS: He's not featured in anything cool.

GARZEL: Nevermind. He's not featured in even anything uncool. Not too much a fan of TLA anyway. Can we please change the channel to something better?

ARUSEUS: Okay, I'm gonna go bag Tom.

{Aruseus walks offscreen}

HOMESTAR TIGER: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm turning into a squirrel!

{Silence for 10 seconds}

HOMESTAR TIGER: It's so dang quiet.

GARZEL: No doctor's here.

HOMESTAR TIGER: I hate episode 8.