Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/10

Synopsis

Chaos Emeralds are scattered thanks to H44WP. Darkangel recollects them. Homestar is baking a pizza.

{H44WP goes through the portal back to his userpage house.}

H44WP: At last, I'm home free.

{H44WP gets out the Chaos Emeralds he stole.}

H44WP: Now to try what Noxigar should've done ages ago... CHAOS CONTROL!

{The wiki has several gaping holes in it, and is scattered.}

H44WP: And now to get rid of these Chaos Emeralds...

{H44WP throws the Chaos Emeralds out of a window. Cut to Darkangel next door, who spots them.}

DARKANGEL: Well, what do we have here?

{Darkangel picks up the Chaos Emeralds.}

DARKANGEL: Excellent.

{Darkangel auctions the light blue Chaos Emerald on EBay, keeping the rest. Cut to Cyrus and Garzel.}

CYRUS: Somehow H44WP has scattered the wiki. I suggest parodying Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

GARZEL: Eh, sure. Why not?

{Cut to Clamburger on his computer}

CLAMBURGER: This is too short.

{Clamburger pulls a plug and his computer shuts down. Clamburger goes to a couch and watches TV. Cut to Mike Control holding an egg.}

MIKE CONTROL: This is your brain.

{Mike Control gets out a frying pan.}

MIKE CONTROL: This is a drug.

{Mike Control shatters the egg into the frying pan, turning a stove on. The egg's insides in the frying pan sizzle.}

MIKE CONTROL: This is your brain on drugs.

{Cut to Homestar baking a pizza}

MIKE CONTROL: Okay, now that I've done an 80's reference, can I have my pizza now?

HOMESTAR: You have to find the Sword of Bill Cosby, first!

MIKE CONTROL: Well, this episode is unsavorily incomplete. I'm gonna go eat The Mu.

{The background blackens to a "CANCELLED" text in red}

NOXIGAR: {offscreen} The show's not cancelled, the episode is!