Everything You Know Is Wrong/CharOld

This is the characters page for the First Season only. Due to the reboot nature of Season Two, these descriptions are no longer canon to the series.

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Noxigar

No. 0 in Organization XIII, and the so-called "anti-hero" of the wiki. He is known well for his specialties and for random fads he attempts to do, such as subliminal messaging.

Noxigar's role as an anti-hero, at times, tends to be very obvious. In the first episode, his motive for entering the Caverns of Time to the Homestar Runner Universe was unknown, but Vindicator assumed that Noxigar was pursuing a malicious goal, and went so far as to promise to sick Roxas on him. From the third episode, he seems to have a violent tendency to sick his specialties at his "foes" at the time (this was cemented in the seventh episode, when he electrocuted Clamburger three times consecutively).

While Noxigar barely appears in any of the episodes, he is made to be the obvious creator of Everything You Know Is Wrong, going so far as to make everyone act as randomly as he does. In a sense, he'd be the protagonist of the story.

Namine

Noxigar's only Nobody friend that is an Organization XIII member. She's No. 14 in Organization XIII, and is the obvious animator of Everything You Know Is Wrong. She seems to be careless, as most of her drawings act in reality, and everyone is really a "puppet" to her (at least from what her drawings show). She apparently tells the story like a "sketch show", to the point where Namine is a false protagonist.

Where Noxigar is the anti-hero, Namine is a good guy, much like in the Kingdom Hearts series. It is unknown why Namine likes the Homestar Runner Wiki, but she does, and that's why she draws it.

Her favorite video game is Shadow the Hedgehog, and she likes quoting it alot. She also plays Katamari Damacy.

She almost never runs out of ink.

Sephiroth

This one-winged angel's become a user on the Homestar Runner Wiki! And he directs a movie for Everything You Know Is Wrong. He has become a good guy as a result of staying in the HRWiki for so long, without Cloud bothering him.

Cyrus/Lucas Aura

A falcon scientist who is working on an army of Pokehybrids. His successes include Garzel, a mixture of Floatzel and Garchomp, an unknown army of Charizard-Lucario crossbreeds, and a humanoid version of Aruseus (Aruseus mixed with Cyrus' human form).

Garzel

One of Cyrus' Pokehybrid creations, he is a mixture of Floatzel and Garchomp. He appears more prominently in the series than his creator. If he isn't fed within 24 hours, he goes on a rampage. He normally helps Noxigar and Cyrus.

Garzel's Movepool:

Shadow Claw (Inherited from Garchomp)

Aqua Jet (Inherited from Floatzel)

Fly (Inherited from Garchomp)

Giga Impact (Both can learn it as a TM)

Homestar Runner

Everyone loves the Homestar Runner, no matter how naive he is. He is a terrific athlete. Yet another main character. He plays major roles in all the epiosdes he's been in. As per his series, his relationship with Marzipan is incredibly shaky. He takes on more of a mascot role at different times. He's yet another false protagonist, because Noxigar needed a Homestar Runner character to be in it so he doesn't break Rule 1.6, and because Namine likes it when there is more than one false protagonist in a story.

Shadow Scythe

Shadow Scythe is a main character known for the running gag of incoherently using his tentacles throughout several of the skits, the tentacles being inspired by grappling hooks that Shadow Scythe had instead of actual hands, of which Noxigar assumed were tentacles.

Shadow Scythe has used his tentacles on many occasions, nevertheless. He attempted to choke several people, type his email to delete an email, and has animated bits of Everything You Know Is Wrong.

Homsar44withpie

Season 1's main antagonist. Fed up with the wiki, he attempts to fuse both worlds to wreak havoc and chaos so as to make sure Rule 1.6 is always followed. Im a bell and H44WP are inversely proportional to each other in some sense. This is why they're rivals.

Before Episode 9, Noxi misspelled his name as Homestar44withpie. This has changed once he was told of the grammar error.

Im a bell

The leader of the Bell Quest Crew, and a rival to Homsar44withpie. He and H44WP are inversely proportional to each other in some sense, this being the reason which sparks their rivalry.

Shwoo

A sysop who is famous for her fanfiction Reality is a Harsh Mistress. Elements of the fanfic itself are parodied, such as the random shippings in it. In turn, Noxigar and the Cheat (respectively) pair her up with Ekul and Cyrus.

She is a sysop armed with an infinite amounts of pretzel sticks that originate from Hammerspace. Better not make her mad!

She is the source of many running gags within EYKIW, and has become a comic relief character.

Vindicator

Vindicator is an officer of the HRWiki, and doesn't like it when he's made to appear like a fool. He wears a cloak and carries a scythe. Normally he sides against Noxigar, and has a mirroring Nobody named Blood Knight that was the result. He'd be an anti-villain, as Noxigar is an anti-hero. He is also a fan of the Half Life series, notably the Combine. Inside him lays a being known as "Eligor". (Picture link soon)