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Dot tries to tell about who is good and bad. Albino ruins the idea.
CAST: Dot, a kookaburra, Albino, Ethan, Zoo977, Zorax, project L, Marissa, Maloa, Yvonne, Wendy
SETTING: Dot's front yard, a literal gum tree, the Ethan and Dolan stage, downtown west narry, Dot's kitchen

Transcript

{cuts to dots front yard.}

DOT: {opens the mailbox, takes out the letter} Lets see how many marbles I can stuff into this! {pours in a bag of marbles. dot looks down} This would be a time when fingers would come in handy. {opens the letter}

Hey, Dot!

So, what's it like where you live? What are the demons you face daily?

- K. Burra

DOT: Well, kookaburra, I would like to question what it's like living in an old gum tree.

{cuts to an inside view of a tree. gum is growing on the branches. a kookaburra is on a branch. albino walks in}

ALBINO: Don't you ever get sick of old gum?

{cuts back}

DOT: Back on task, there are two halfs of my houses residents: the awesome people, and the smart idiots

{cuts to the same gum tree}

DOT: {offscreen} Wrong camera!

{cuts to a talk show stage. a touch sceen is falling from the cieling. ethan can be seen walking offscreen}

DOT:Thanks for letting my use the stage!

ETHAN: No problem. {walks offscreen}

DOT: Thank you for watching. As you notice, there are two pie charts on this touch screen board.

DOLAN: {offscreen} Don't get it all smudgy!

DOT: Let's look at each section of the charts.

{cuts to a view of the yellow chart. it splits into six sections.}

DOT: This one {touches one section with a yard stick, causing hardhat to appear on it} is Zoo. He really is a nice guy. Did any of you watch TDI last night?

ALBINO: {not seen} Wait, you got off the island?

DOT: Why do you think I'm always well rested on camera?

ALBINO: Oh.

DOT: Anyways, we worked out a plan that caused dot to win!

ZOO977: I was surprised with how much chaos wanted to win! He lost his hands skin and then you tripped him out of the tree!

DOT: Good times, good times. Anyways, he's the one who inspired me to make a snail mail sohw. A first of it's kind! Also, if you haven't noticed he's my boyfriend, and you think he should be on the other chart you're blind.

ALBINO: Can we see someone from the other chart?

DOT: This is my show!

ALBINO: Fine. {jumps up to the board, begins causing the pieces to fly everywhere} Touchy touchy touchy!

DOT: GUARDS!

{zoo walks onscreen, and kicks albino offscreen.}

DOT: {begins clicking pieces. nothing happens to some of them} Great. Now only three work. {sighs, clicks a red portion. zorax appears} While zorax is good, honestly! Zoo designed this awesome machine to bring peace to the world!

ALBINO: {not seen} Like the little hippie he is!

ZOO977: Yeah, he redesigned it to his liking! Look at the city!

{cuts to a view of down town. 8 robots like this are attacking the city. cuts back}

DOT: And, look what he hid to marissa's hairdryer!

{cuts to zoo's living room. there is a flying hairdryer shooting fire. its chasing marissa. cuts back}

DOT: You have to admit, that was cool but uncalled for.

ZOO977: That is still hilarioius to watch, though.

DOT: Now for a good person, {touches another piece, maloa appears on it} Maloa. He is cool. Also, you know the dead weight characters on TDI?

ZOO977: Yes.

DOT: If maloa replaces one of them, he's gonna go far in the challanges!

ZOO977: He once made it to the last round of the oralian national fencing tournament!

DOT: Yvonne also has the perfect use for him

{cuts to dots kitchen. a giant uncut roll of salami is there. maloa is chopping the salami, with yvonne watching}

MALOA: Remember, one red paint vile for every 2 slices.

{cuts back}

DOT: He is a really helpful guy. For a bad kid, {touches a red piece, wendy appears on it} Wendy.

ZOO977: She is extremely annoyig, and unintentionally rude at funerals!

DOT: At zoo's grandfather's funeral, she said "He'll decompose, enriching the ground!"

ZOO977: No surprise she got us kicked out!

DOT: There are few times when she's not happy! Anyways, thats all we can do, because of albino.

{the screen blackens, and zoo and dot leave. the screen is now completely smudged. cuts to a tree's mailbox. dot puts in the letter}

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Easter Eggs

Click on albino when he's using the screen to chenge the portions to states. This will change back after the robot part.

Fun Facts

  • In the second episode of Total Drama Wiki Island, Zoo did team up with Dot, winning her the round. Also, chaos did get tripped from a tree and had his hands skin removed.
  • The stage used is from Ethan & Dolan.
  • The robots will reaccour in the next episode.
  • The states joke is from Friday Night Live.