Da n00by sho!!!111/da beech

N00B 1: hay guiz!!!11

N00B 2: wut????

N00B 1: i furgot

N00B 3: lets go 2 da beech!!!!111

N00B 1 AND 2: ok!!!1111

BADSTAR: can i komz?

N00B 3: k lets go!!!!11

{day gos 2 da beech supuhr sayam is sunbathing}

N00B 1: luk at dat n00b sunbayving

N00B 3: lol dat n00b

BADSTAR: ya!!!!11

N00B 2: wunna surf guyz?

EVERYONE: k letz go!!!11

{cue montaje surfing usa is playin on a raydio whil day surf badstar crashes and day laf}

N00B 1: dis wuz fun but we gotta driv home!!11

N00B 3: butt i needs 2 go 2 da baffroom!!!!

BADSTAR: sighs ok go!!!!11

{day goes 2 da baffroom}

N00B 3: it stinksed in dar!

BADSTAR: ya it dids smelly!!!11

N00B 2: so dis day wuz fun letz drive home

EVERYONE: k

{day gets in da car}

N00B 1: wuts on da raydio?

BADSTAR: hmmm dont stop believin by jorney dats gud rite?

EVERYONE:' its gud

N00B 1: {whispering} just a small town girrl livin in a lonely world

EVERYONE: she took the midnite trayn goin anywhere just a citey boy born end raised in south detroit he took the midnite trayn goin anywhere

N00B 1: haha what else is on the raydio {messes wif da raydio untill the best around comes on}

EVERYONE: nah

{one of their tires pop}

N00B 3: oh sh-

N00B 1: watch ur mouth

N00B 3: sorry

BADSTAR: wut cawsed it?

N00B 1: i thinks it was a cray-z man throwing darts at us frum at a gun

EVERYONE: no seriusly

'N00B 1:" im serius!!!!11 call 911

{badstar pulls out his fone butt it is cot by a dart by da man frowing dem}

BADSTAR: damit!!!11

N00B 1: we dunt have n-e more fones!

N00B 3: i program fones end i cud repare his 1

BADSTAR: dank god how long will it take

N00B 3: an hour

BADSTAR: damit!

MAN THROWING DARTS: scroo all yalls!

{everyone gasps}

BADSTAR: horry horry horry!!!!!11

N00B 3: heer call 911 b4 he keels us wif darts!

{Badstar calls 911}

BADSTAR: a craz-e man in a hot pink car with a mask on is frowing darts at us frum a gun!

911 OPERATOR: o rly?

BADSTAR: just kom!

911 OPERATOR: k

{a police car rides up}

N00B 1: he is dere! {points}

POLICE: k we r gunna arrest him

{the police stun him and bring him into da car and drives off}

N00B 1: dis wus a fun day. lets get hom

{fade out}