Conshow/christmas2

Summary

A bunch of possible ten line stories about how Conshow's cast celebrates their holidays.

Transcript

#1: Chilling Out

{Shortened Season 7 Intro}

{Open: Jake and Katie's House - Living Room, Jake and Katie are lounging around on the couch, with Conchris lying on the floor, watching television}

TELEVISION: {first voice} We're going to die! Forever! {second voice} The next fuelling station can't be that far away. {voice becomes inaudible}

{A doorbell rings, Jake promptly stands to answer the door, revealing Clark}

CLARK: Hey guys! I just wanted to ask if I could crash at your place!

JAKE: Clark? Why're you here? Aren't you supposed to be plotting our demise or something?

CLARK: {latches onto Jake, looking terrified} You don't want to know...

{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, the entire shop is decorated with christmas decor with royalty-free christmas music playing in the background, Chrionroar walks in, carrying a pile of signs}

CLARK: Wait, what the hell?!

CHRIONROAR: I CAN HAS?!

CLARK: No, wh--

{Chrionroar dumps the pile of signs on Clark, leaving a little bow-ribbon on top}

CHRIONROAR: MARRY CHARSMAST! {flies off}

CLARK: Pain...

{Cut: Back to Jake and Katie's house, Jake seems contemplative}

JAKE: I dunno, we can't just let villains in the house... {looks over to the side} Hey, is it cool if Clark comes in?

CONCHRIS: Yes.
FOREST, KATIE, ARIA, MR. PERSON: NO!

JAKE: 'kay! {looks back to where Clark was, only to see that he's gone. Oh, what the?

{Cut: Kitchen, Aria opens the freezer to see Clark hiding it}

CLARK: Shh! I'm hiding! {hands Aria a frozen pop then shuts the door, all the while shushing}

ARIA: KATIE, YOUR FREEZER HAS A HOBO LIVING IN IT AGAIN!

KATIE: {offscreen} Have you tried offering it change?

ARIA: I, uh, don't think that's possible... I... nevermind.

{Cue credits}