Conshow/58old

Summary

Mayor Spyden decides to challenge the intellect of Wikity by having a tower built in the city hall and challenging puzzle solvers to solve puzzles that may or may not be simple. Cieeia catches word of it and, with encouragement from Cruroar, decides to go off and face this challenge. But with Aria also in it for the puzzle solving, which of the two ladies will make it to the top first?

This episode was rewritten because the writer ran out of ideas for this episode. It still has potential, but not now.

Transcript

{Open to Wikity City Hall, construction noises (wood being sawed, hammers being banged on materials) are being heard in the background as Mayor Spyden looks on}

MAYOR SPYDEN: This is beautiful. {sniffs} Soon, I'll be able to know who has the most intellectual prowess in Wikity.

{Cue intro}

{Open to Conchris' Living Room, Conchris picks up the newspaper at the door and chucks it at Cruroar, who was sitting on the floor reading a book}

CRUROAR: HEY! Watch where you're throwing things!

CONCHRIS: We haven't had an episode in like... 3 weeks or so! I have the right to throw things... and bear arms... and legs... and heads... and face-

CRUROAR: Don't go any further! {picks up the newspaper to read the front page headline, Cieeia walks by as Cruroar reads it} Oh, it seems that Mayor Spyden the Puzzle Maniac has gone and built a Tower of Puzzles and is offering a reward for anyone who reaches the top.

{Cieeia stops in her tracks}

CIEEIA: What kind of reward?

CONCHRIS: I bet it is money. It's always money.

CRUROAR: No, it says here that anyone who reaches the top can be {epic jingle starts playing} called the Smartest Person in Wikity!

{Pause}

CONCHRIS: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! {falls to the floor} HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That is hilarious!

CRUROAR: Well, we haven't an episode in 3 weeks or so, so I guess we can have someone take the limelight.

{Forest suddenly jumps in}

FOREST: Is it me? I so want my own episode... where I get to destroy all the pathetic humans!

CONCHRIS: No. I'm going to vote for Ms. Green-Hair.

CIEEIA: "Ms. Green-Hair" has a name, you know!

CONCHRIS: Oh right, Nyecea! Thanks for reminding me.

{Cieeia groans and slaps her palm against her face in disapproval}

CRUROAR: You know, Cieeia, I think it's time you have an episode to yourself.

CIEEIA: Really?

CONCHRIS: Actually, he's just kidding, he really just hates you.

{Cieeia glares at Conchris}

CRUROAR: Why don't you take on this "challenge", Cieeia?

CIEEIA: Sure, why not! What could possibly go wr-

{Conchris stomps on the ground}

CONCHRIS: Don't say that.

{Cut to the Tower of Puzzles, Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia are outside the tower, looking at how huge it is, the camera slowly pans up the tower towards the top, where Mayor Spyden is seen holding a megaphone}

MAYOR SPYDEN: AH... A NEW CHALLENGER... OR SHOULD I SAY... CHALLENGERS... APPROACHES. WHAT BRINGSSS YOU HERE?!

CONCHRIS: Actually, only Jymia would like to participate.

CIEEIA: Get my name wrong one last time and I swear I'll-

CRUROAR: Enough. Mr. Spyden, I think only Cieeia would like to go in.

MAYOR SPYDEN: WELL THEN, COME RIGHT AHEAD, YOUNG LADY.

{The doors to the tower swings open, Cieeia slowly walks towards the opening}

CRUROAR: Good luck, Cieeia!

{Cieeia smiles as she walks in, the doors close behind her}

CONCHRIS: So, now what?

CRUROAR: I dunno, maybe just sit in the park, which is conveniently located near the tower?

CONCHRIS: Screw you, I'm going to go and... do stuff. Later! {runs off}

{Cut to the inside of the tower, Cieeia walks into a rather large room with three doors, at one of them, is Aria, who is trying to figure out the puzzle written on it}

ARIA: But then if 5 is x and then... AUGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! {turns around to face Cieeia} YOU!

CIEEIA: Me?

ARIA: Oh wow, did you get a new outfit?

CIEEIA: Erm... yeah?

ARIA: Pfft, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Don't make me laugh! That's horrible colour co-ordination.

CIEEIA: Shut up! I just like these colors! That's all!

ARIA: I hope your intellect isn't as bad as your fashion sense, because I can't figure out this ONE puzzle! It's always changing, EVERY HOUR.

CIEEIA: Fine.

{Cieeia walks up the door, the stone slab inside the door lights up a message reading:}

Here's something simple for you to start off with:
There is a door that can only open with the correct colour code. There are three colours, red, blue and green.
An adventurer, hoping to get his hands on what's behind the door, enters green, red, blue.
He was incorrect. The lights above the door showed that he had one colour in the right place.
He tried again and got it right.
He didn't put blue in first and he can't remember if he put red or green as the last code.
If there are 6 possibilities, what combination is correct?

ARIA: Oh great! Now we get a chancy puzzle!

CIEEIA: Shut up. Now, let's see... The adventurer put in green, blue, red?

Correct

{The message fades away from the door, and then, suddenly, it starts to move to reveal a staircase. Cieeia walks up the staircase just as the door finishes moving}

ARIA: I could've gotten that...

{As soon as Cieeia fades into the darkness, the door slowly begins to shut, Aria makes a dash for the door, tripping over the first stair case}

ARIA: WAIT UP!

{Aria picks herself up and runs up the stairs, the door shuts behind her}

{Cut to yet another room, there is a maze with giant blocks, a sign on the right of the entrance reads "Here's a block puzzle for you, try and solve it."}

{Cieeia walks in and looks around, she then reads the sign}

CIEEIA: A block puzzle? Hmm.

{Aria suddenly dashes in and crashes into one of the blocks, causing it to slide into a block-shaped hole, it then makes a clicking noise}

ARIA: Ow...

CIEEIA: {sigh} There's no need to explain how you got up here.

ARIA: Shut up, loser! {looks around} Oh boy, this is one of them lame block puzzles, huh? What could be worse? Water puzzles?

{Cut to the top of the tower, Mayor Spyden is observing Cieeia and Aria's progress}

MAYOR SPYDEN: Maybe we could have a water puzzle in the next room... {jots something down in the notebook}

BREAK POINT, MORE SOON