(even if you aren't vegan)
Con email.wue/bios
Contents
Main Characters
These guys are the main characters, they are a shoe-in to have at least ONE line in every email/episode/whatever!
Good People
Bad People
Secondary Characters
These guys are usually seen but they aren't as important as the main characters.
One Trick Characters
These characters usually appear in one email for the sake of it. They don't deserve real pages because I said so.
Weegal
A Gollum lookalike, adores pie. Died in the fires of a Mountain.
Hobbit
A small human, also wants the pie to himself. Almost died in the fires of a Mountain but was saved at the last second. He was never heard from since.
Glassman
A man made of glass. He was continuously defeated until he defeated Conchris. He is the second worst boxer ever. (With Conchris being first)
Koopaling
From Youtube Poop land comes the Koopaling. He only gets one line and dies in the lava, somehow.