Con email.wue/96

Summary

Conchris decides to end the feud once and for all, by removing them from his email show and placing them in another wikiverse'

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Cruroar, Homsar, Conril, Brothers Hom, Conraver, Cooksar Baker

Page Title: Sent to another Wikiverse?!!?!?!?!?!

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Oh, you thought this email show's dead but guess what? It's not!

DOS MODE ACTIVE:

Dear Concrap,
We will destroy you!
We have killed one of your friends!
We will not stop until we are featured again!
The league of un-featured characters
Attachment: Forest's severed brain chip

CONCHRIS: Oh {bleep}! Hey? Why can't I say any of the worser words?

{Cruroar comes on-screen}

CRUROAR: Because it would break this {takes out a book called "Fanstuff Guidelines, yo!" and throws it off-screen} and all of its laws. Therefore, you will be forced to live with bleeping noises, which are very high-pitched and ear-piercing.

CONCHRIS: Sheesh, torture the viewers why don't you?

{Homschool Winner bursts through the screen somehow}

HOMSCHOOL W.: There he is! GET HIM!

{Zoom out to the Smandy 206, Conchris has already left}

HOMSCHOOL W.: Why does this always happen? SEARCH THE HOUSE!

{Cut to the same place five minutes later}

HOMSCHOOL W.: We've searched the house for 5 minutes and all we have found is this guy. {Drags Strong Mad onscreen} Uh oh.

STRONG MAD: YOU HURT CHEAT! {punches Homschool W.}

{Cut to another time card which says 5 minutes later, then cut to the basement}

CONCHRIS: I hope they're gone forever, I've been busy making this Wikiverse transporter!

{Zoom out to reveal a small-ish ray}

CONCHRIS: Okay, it is small but its awesome okay?

CRUROAR: You don't fool me.

{Banging is heard off-screen}

CONCHRIS: Uh oh, here they come!

{The league of unfeatured characters pours in, Conchris zaps them with the Wikiverse Transporter}

CONCHRIS: This {zap} is {zap} taking too {zap} long! {zap} We need to {zap} go outside!

{Conchris teleports to The Stick}

CONCHRIS: Phew! At least I get 10 seconds of peace.

POM POM: {bubbles}

CONCHRIS: What? I can't? Why not?

{Zoom out to reveal Homsar}

HOMSAR: DAaAaAaAaAa! Milk is of the seven worlds!

CONCHRIS: GAH! HERE THEY COME AGAIN!

{The league of unfeatured characters pour on-screen, Conchris zaps them with the wikiverse transporter, one at a time, then a large beam zaps the rest}

CONCHRIS: Huh?

{zoom out to reveal Chriscon}

CHRISCON: These guys wasn't much of a challenge, I'm going.

{Chriscon zooms out to the background and disappears}

CONCHRIS: That was weird.

CRUROAR: Yep.

{Cooksar Baker walks on-screen}

COOKSAR BAKER: What? I missed all of the action? Aw man!

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, Hey! I don't see any of the action! CURSE YOU DIFFERENT TIME ZONES!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUU!"}

COOKSAR BAKER: And The Paper missed it too! See?

CONCHRIS: Don't worry, everything will be just fine!

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